This is a thread for the things that your wife, husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, roommate, etc., etc. says that make you realize that you’re very different people. Here’s mine from this morning: In the bathroom, my wife has gotten out of the shower and has towelled off, but not yet dressed when her phone rings (doesn’t really ring, it’s a ringtone of Booker T & the MG’s Green Onions). Me: Aren’t you going to answer that? Her: I don’t answer the phone when I’m naked. Your turn.