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Stuff that needs to be invented thread.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Thunderscreech, Sep 22, 2008.

    1. portable food
    2. never-detuning bass strings
    3. mute button for other people
    4. inexpensive, delicious beer
    5. cheap gas

    Okay...now go. Add to this list.
  1. 6. Bacon flavored hard candy.
  2. I bet you could get a government grant for it.

  3. eedre


    Feb 26, 2007
    St. Louis,MO
    Safe, wireless power transmission

    Cure for cancer

    Healthy junk food

    A better recycling program
  4. Nappa


    Dec 20, 2006
    Fargo,North Dakota
    Energy drinks that taste the same, but without the overdose of useless chemicals.
  5. SpankyPants

    SpankyPants That's Mr. SpankyPants to you.

    Aug 24, 2006
    Brooklyn, NY
    A laxative that works for Spanky.

    I'm serious, too. This whole gallbladder thing has turned my world upside-down.
  6. Ick.

    I say the toilet with the exhaust fan built in. Sit on the crapper, and it fires up a fan creating (slightly, lol) negative pressure within the bowl, sucking in fresh air while exhausting the foul odors of a kimchee diet. No more poop smells!!!

    I'm tellin' ya, it's a WINNER!!!!!

    P.S. I thought of this LONG before I envisioned Spanky and... laxatives!!!
  7. AlphaMale


    Oct 30, 2006
    Ventura County
    Portable food,
    [*]I think tons of food is "portable"
    [*]There locking-tuners have been invented
    [*]cheap gas= your body makes it.

    Haha but htere are tons of alternative fuels.
  8. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    A consumer level teleporter.
  9. DudeistMonk


    Apr 13, 2008
    Newark, NJ
    You need to look into home brewing... 50 or so bucks for 5 gallons (over 2 cases) of Sam Adams quality beer, in whatever flavor or style you want.

    realistic VR (with "fun" programs)
    A robot workforce (so I can spend more time in VR...also they need off switches, I won't have a robo-apocalypse in my future)
    A fusion reactor (to power all that fun, and the robot workforce)

    Or we could just scratch all that and say every piece of technology from startrek voyager EXCEPT the borg (Ie: holodecks, replicators, warp drive, body suits, teleportation, robots)
  10. Grizzly700


    Mar 18, 2008
    Maryville, TN
    Oh dude I just had my gallbladder out I feel you.

    A cure for cancer needs to be invented.
  11. ahkiatt


    Sep 30, 2006
    My school's toilet has that. The exhaust is at the side of the toilet, mounted on the wall. It works like a bomb. My school's smokers smoke in the toilet and don't get caught.
  12. a radio broadcast device that can be aimed at cars so you can yell at the driver and they hear you.

    more types of food on a stick.

    flying car.


    pre-bottled rum and coke. im thinking some kind of membrane separating the rum from the coke until you open the bottle.
  13. a doberman corgi!!!!
  14. WarofAges

    WarofAges Guest

    Sep 28, 2007
    A pill you take that makes you 100 percent healty. No more worrying about smoking, chewing, drinking excessive amounts of beer and rum, eating a dozen Mcdees double cheeseburgers in aday, you will be able to take as much ecstacy as you want, smoke ten packs a day...etc oh yeah,a nd no STD's

    jeez, this isnt even possible, imgunna keep dreaming
  15. also an anti-sleep machine. just flip a switch, and you're good as new
  16. WarofAges

    WarofAges Guest

    Sep 28, 2007
    oooh, thats a good one.

    crack dealers are gunna be pissed at you if that happens though
  17. Waspinators


    Jul 22, 2007
    South Florida
    -A watch that pauses time (but only I can have one).
    -In the same watch, being able to do something, and if I regret it, I can rewind and start over.
    -An iPod touch style flash player with 1TB of memory.
    -A portable rejuvenation machine, kind of like the anti-sleep machine someone posted, but portable.
    -A pill that completely cleanses you of marijuana in your blood in less than a day.
  18. zac2944


    Dec 28, 2004
    Rochester, NY
    +1 I had this idea as well. All sorts of mixed cocktails ready to go.

    A few of my ideas:

    A better battery
    - More efficient and economical storage of electrical energy could move our country away from oil dependence and revolutionize the world.

    The meat necklace - Just like the candy necklace, only made from meat. I've made a few prototypes from jerky and Slimjims and there is a lot of potential.

    Collapsible bass cab - Since the total volume of most large bass cabs is mostly air, build one that can collapse for easy transportation.

    Powered beer - We've got powdered iced tea and lemon aid, and they taste great; where's the powered beer? Just add water and stir.
  19. Chriss62


    Jul 24, 2000
    Austin, Texas
    Pure Genius.

    Then you could also have peanut butter and bacon hard candy?

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