Stupid birds

My old Language Arts teacher looked like a bird. She wou swoop down and perch on your shoulder. Her only joke was "I just flew to work and boy are my wings tired". Nobody laughed caus her wings must be really tired.

 

I had a latin teacher whose last name was Peloquin. My mom always called him "Mr. Pelican". He was an excellent teacher. Very cool guy. He gave me a rule of thumb for driving:

1) green = go
2) yellow = go faster
3) red = go like hell

 

Ones up in trees sir.

 

sorry ma'am...it was part of a movie

 

no, but "Up in the trees, sir!" was part of some TCM movie i saw about a month ago.

 

We used to have tests on Fridays, to cover the material we learned during the week. then they changed the test to Mondays, to test us on the material before we learned it, but the did it on Tuesday, so it didn't matter one bit.

 

hilarious.

 

I don't know about Gia but I was talking about the original topic

 

remeber that basketball player who played for celtics... Bird...

 

I can sympathize with those birds. Doing that hurts.

 

you are a bird

 

It's another school teacher who looks like a bird thing, from a movie.

 

Thanks for posting this story. For some sick sad reason it made me smile.

 

If you didn't turn in your homework on time, she would peck your eyes out.