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Stupid birds

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by vbass, Jul 9, 2004.


  1. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
  2. My old Language Arts teacher looked like a bird. She wou swoop down and perch on your shoulder. Her only joke was "I just flew to work and boy are my wings tired". Nobody laughed caus her wings must be really tired.
     
  3. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    That is so random...
     
  4. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    I had a latin teacher whose last name was Peloquin. My mom always called him "Mr. Pelican". He was an excellent teacher. Very cool guy. He gave me a rule of thumb for driving:

    1) green = go
    2) yellow = go faster
    3) red = go like hell
     
  5. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    What is with all the bird-teacher hybrids? What the hell kind of schools did you people go to?
     
  6. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    Don't call me sir, tyvm.
     
  7. sorry ma'am...it was part of a movie
     
  8. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    Everything is part of a movie. There are only so many words.
     
  9. no, but "Up in the trees, sir!" was part of some TCM movie i saw about a month ago.
     
  10. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    We used to have tests on Fridays, to cover the material we learned during the week. then they changed the test to Mondays, to test us on the material before we learned it, but the did it on Tuesday, so it didn't matter one bit.
     
  11. Gia

    Gia

    Feb 28, 2001
    roseability
    hilarious.
     
  12. I don't know about Gia but I was talking about the original topic
     
  13. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    remeber that basketball player who played for celtics... Bird...
     
  14. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    I can sympathize with those birds. Doing that hurts.
     
  15. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    It's another school teacher who looks like a bird thing, from a movie.
     
  16. bassturtle

    bassturtle

    Apr 9, 2004
    Thanks for posting this story. For some sick sad reason it made me smile.
     
  17. If you didn't turn in your homework on time, she would peck your eyes out.
     
  18. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    :smug:

    that was pretty much my face after reading the article