Today, When my family was driving, A hardware store had on its sign, "Live Plants 50% off"... like I'm gonna buy dead plants??!!? oh, and when I was in calgary, I seen a sign outside of a church that said "church service: sunday 10:27 am" ...Nope! not 10:30!, not 10:25! 10:27!... so what are some weird signs you've seen?