Sub-culture Jokes

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by BigWig Will, Feb 15, 2001.

  1. Don't know if anyone's gonna get these but......

    How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    2, one to screw it in and one to cry about it

    How many Rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    4, one to break the bulb and 3 to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up,

    *note*:Skinheads as in Agnostic Front/Dropkick Murphy's Skinheads, not nazi skinheads, there's a big difference.

    How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    2, one to screw it in and one to kick the ladder out from under him.
  2. This may have been said before.

    Q. How do you stop a baby from falling in a hole?

    A. Shove a javelin in it!

    Q. How do you stop a kid from walking in circles?

    A. Takes his shoe off and nail his other foot to the floor!

    Q. What was wrong with the wooden horse?

    A. It wouldn't SH*T

    Probably not what your looking for but hey!
  3. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
    oh boy ha ha....

    Q-what do 800 pound gerbils do for kicks

    A-shove gay guys up there ass


  4. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    Q: What's Perfect pitch?

    A: Throwing an accordion in a garbage can without hitting the edges.

    Will C.:cool:
  5. Deeter


    Dec 5, 2000
    San Fransico, CA
    Q: How do you hide money from a hippie?

    A: Put it under the soap!

    Q: How do you know a leper has been using your shower?

    A: Your soap bar has gotten bigger.

  6. Q. Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a washing line?

    A. Stopping it with a baseball bat.

    Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?

    A. Keep the tip.

    Leper and hippy jokes rule!
  7. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    Oh man, that emo kid one at the top (the only post that has subculture jokes in it, go figure) was great. I saw the subject and was all set to post it, but gosh darnit got beaten to it.

    Mmm... emo...
  8. membranophone


    Mar 19, 2000
    Madison, WI
    Q: What is red and silver and bumps into walls?
    A: A baby with forks in its eyes.

    Q: WHy do babies have soft spots?
    A: So you can hold 5 in each hand.
  9. HAHAAAAAAAAA! forks in it's eyes that's cool.

    It's not a sub culture joke but who cares!

    For three years, the young guitar player had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, the stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Darling, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well", she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talking and decided it would be better to have a b*stard in the family than a guitar player."
  10. Deeter


    Dec 5, 2000
    San Fransico, CA
    I'm sorry, have hippy values become so acculturated that they're no longer consider sub-cultural? Just wondering. ;)
  11. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    sorry deet, my long hippie hair was in my eyes and i missed your joke.

    let me expand.

    there aren't any subculture jokes EXCEPT for deet hippie jokes. two, if lepers are a subculture. :rolleyes: ;)
  12. Deeter


    Dec 5, 2000
    San Fransico, CA
    Well alright then! :p:rolleyes:;) (Sorry man, I don't know why I felt the need to chime in on that one. :))

    Now about those pesky lepers . . .