SOLD Surf Green/Tiramisu Fender Jazz Bass (Discontinued color)

Discussion in 'For Sale: Bass Guitars' started by TonyP-, Dec 14, 2016.


  1. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
    Price:
    $375
    Strings:
    4
    Location:
    Massachusetts
    Surf Green / Tiramisu Fender Jazz Bass

    Stock Fender MIM Jazz includes an additional white pickgaurd.

    This color is discontinued

    $375 shipped to the lower 48 only. Price is firm (But see below)

    Slight crack near the neck pocket and dig in the fretboard (only cosmetic)

    New Strings and Comes with a gig bag.


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  2. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
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  3. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
    Note: %100 serious

    Price is firm...However I will knock the price down to $300 shipped for the following. Film a video containing at least 1 'little people' ( dwarfism 4'6" and under) must be adults, Juggling fruit and/or vegetables. They must look at the camera during the performance and say this is for You Tony P.

    Bonus points for Non-GMO fruit and vegetables.

    If the jugglers are wearing togas or anything representing garb reminiscent of the Flintstones then $250

    If your ask for a lower price to assist your church then the price goes up to $666.

    If you can get Neil Degrasse Tyson on video to say this is for You Tony P then $200.
     
  4. Arch58

    Arch58 Retro Rumble Machine Supporting Member

    Dec 18, 2009
    Hudson Valley, NY
    LMAO
     
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  5. Tomis17

    Tomis17 Supporting Member

    Jan 21, 2007
    Wisconsin
    This is the most hilarious for sale ad I've seen on TB! Lol!!!
     
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  6. monkeyfinger

    monkeyfinger Moderator Staff Member

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  7. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
    I think this elf has something in common with Captain James T Kirk
    Happy Holidays

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  8. Lowendtech

    Lowendtech Happily trending in my own peculiar direction. Supporting Member

    Felloffmychairhitmyheadcrackedmyskullopenwenttohospitalhad6stichesandstilllaughing.

    This is seriously funny. The best ever.
     
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  9. Gorn

    Gorn

    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    What about Neil filmed in such a way as to make him appear to be a dwarf, juggling non GMO pomegranates and wearing a Fred Flintstone replica toga?
     
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  10. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
    Then it's yours and I will send you a box of the best Italian cookies you have ever had.
    However he still has to say the line...
    (No cgi)
     
  11. "We represent the Lollypop Guild..."
     
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  12. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
    Well, after giving it some thought and lengthy discussion with my wife over several cups of Earl Grey, I decided that Dr. Tyson does not have to appear as a 'Little Person' in the video for the bass to be sent to and the cookies as per @Gorn suggestion. I think diminishing his size would not be appropriate for the video. Just juggling non GMO pomegranates and wearing a Fred Flintstone replica toga and uttering the phrase would suffice.

    I did receive other celebrity suggestions for the simple "this is for You Tony P" for $200 and one was one of the lesser Kardashians. Although an 'A' for effort for that suggestion and attempting to get the video.
    I find that some could find that offensive and the is the last thing I want to do.
     
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  13. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
    "Its a trap" General Ackbar

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  14. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
    I have been asked more then once is this a serious ad and the answer is yes...Please look at my feedback.
    I'm really selling this bass (well my daughters bass, but close enough).
     
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  15. monkeyfinger

    monkeyfinger Moderator Staff Member

    Knowing Tony and how selective he is about his basses, I feel pretty confident in saying that if this bass made it into his stable, it's very likely better than most basses we have in any of ours.
     
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  16. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
    Thank You B...I appreciate that.
    My Daughter is playing guitar more and to be honest I have so many awesome 4 strings not getting the light of day that they need a new home.
    Besides I like this elf.
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  17. Gorn

    Gorn

    Dec 15, 2011
    Queens, NY
    A friend of mine works at the museum of natural history where the Hayden planetarium is located. Guess who's the curator of the planetarium. I'm gonna try to make this happen. My hopes aren't high but I'm gonna give it a shot.
     
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  18. TonyP-

    TonyP- Excuse me but you have your I-IV-V in my II-V-I Gold Supporting Member

    Aug 21, 2003
    Boston Mass
    A-Designs Mike Lull GK Tsunami Cables GHS Strings RMI Basswitch Nordstrand Pickups Darkglass
    That would be awesome...
     
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  19. TimBosby

    TimBosby Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 19, 2004
    Omaha, NE, USA
    Lol that is a cool bass, love the pickguard; more importantly, this thread is hilarious.
     
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  20. dave64o

    dave64o Talkbass Top 10 all time lowest talent/gear ratio! Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 15, 2000
    Southern NJ
    Obviously one of you would post that video, yes? :D
     
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