Survivors Party at my place!!!

hold on ill check my date book.....

crap only goes to Dec. 21 2012 11:59PM

 

That time is 23 hours and 59 minutes AFTER 12am, conveniently

 

wow that was failure. (on my behalf)

 

The apocalypse will occur at 10:24am on December 21st, 2012. You're throwing a party 10 hours beforehand.

 

I imagine in order to tie on one last buzz.

 

You really want to go into the end times with a hangover?

 

No, but being passed-out drunk when the world ends beats the snot out of actually experiencing apocalypse...

 

+1


I'll bring Bacon too. Might as well end happy you know.

 

What about all that "THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!" sex?

 

If you can't fit that into a 10.5 hour party, I dunno what to tell you...

 

Cool, we'll invite all of the many female TBer's to that one!
This will be awesome.

*crickets*



Oh wait.....

I like you guys, but uh...I'll just stick with the being drunk part.
Not falling down passed-out drunk, mind you.

 

I'll bring beer and guns... You know... for the zombies.

 

1. Get drunk (not pass out drunk yet)
2. Eat bacon
3. Have wild sex
4. Get a little more drunk
5. Eat a little more bacon
6. More sex
Repeat steps 4-6 as many times as possible before the world ends.

(If you happen to get caught with only 10 min to spare before the world ends, do all three at the same time. That way it's still a happy ending.)

 

Why not? I'd consider the end an improvement.

 

*Adds this to "reasons to go to columbia college" list*

 

I thought this thread was about the cast of Survivor partying at the OP's place.

 

Is the OP reffering to the Mayan prophecy that the world will end on 2012? If so, it is only a misunderstanding. 2012 is the end of the Mayans 26,000 year cycle. It is (or was going to be) for them, as the year 2000 was to us. Dunno who started the end of the world rumour and why everyone believes it. Anyway, I'll see you at the party.