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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by B-NoteCowboy, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. ....this guy is infinately worse!

    I give you... "The Rawker!"

    The Rawker Rawks!!!

    This is laugh out loud bad. Sorry if this has been posted elsewhere. I couldn't find it at first glance if it has.
  2. Great stuff! The end of "whole lotta love" is amazing!
  3. FriscoBassAce


    Dec 29, 2004
    Frisco, Texas
    Independent Manufacturers Representative
    Hey! I know that guy! He's "everyman redneck" here in Texas. I wouldn't be surprised if actually LIVES in Dallas/Fort Worth!!!

  4. Sounds kinda like what I imagine Jeff Foxworthy would sound like if he ever tried to front a classic metal band.
  5. Barfly


    Dec 27, 2000
    GTA, Canada


    LMFAO!!! Holy God, I can't stop laughing!!!


    Holy ****! LOL!!!!! I am in f'ing tears!!!!

    Quote from the site:
    He can hear himself now. And more importantly, so can the band.

    They totally canned him.
  6. Ye gods. Next time my singer asks me if he can sing, I'll give him the link and say 'just about as good as this guy'.

    ...I'm kidding, mine *can* sing.
  7. Seigi


    Jul 3, 2005
    Wow. This guy is so tonedeaf it's not even funny. Wait, no, it is. The lack of music also makes it even funnier.
  8. i rather enjoyed the smooth mellow vibes of the velvet throated rawker ......

    ..... but then again, i rather enjoy mashing my big toe with a hammer
  9. Boom Belly

    Boom Belly

    Jul 20, 2005
    Is it just me or does he sound exactly like Dell Gribble
    from King of the Hill?
  10. clanner

    clanner Token Black Guy.

    Apr 27, 2005
    ummmmm, marietta GA
    i like the "is this you" page, he had a good pint. atleast he has some heart.
  11. 73jbass

    73jbass Supporting Member

    Apr 17, 2004
    Well ye haw! That boy can sang!!!! It folks like him that make the rest of us southerners look bad.(lol)
  12. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    I like the reverb.
  13. DaftCat


    Jul 26, 2004
    Medicine Hat
    I get redirected to the Red Cross website....on different machines even.
  14. +1
  15. DblG


    Apr 27, 2005
    Buffalo, NY

  16. +3

    what a bummer! I have to miss out!
  17. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Man... did that link get deleted! Drag. Did it have swearing?

    I'm so pissed that I won't donate any money to the Red Cross...
  18. fenderx55


    Jan 15, 2005

    edit: i just did a search on google, i think he did it himself, it automatically redirects.
  19. +5

    That site went down so fast You'd think it might have been a member to this community...?

    Sure would like to see it though...
  20. I dunno, he reminds me of a friend of mine who thinks he's a singer... except The Rawker is better... im serious..