Talk to Yourself

I really don't want to take this bus from Hamilton tomorrow.

 

Shut up about everything or I'll stab you in the throat with a golf pencil. You think you're so cooOooOOooOoool with your stupid brain and funny American accent. Start writing real songs and start playing real bass!! Yeah, in order to do that, you'll have to LEARN to play the bass, you know, actually LEARN. Oh yeah, and I see the way you stride about town, you think you've got **** all figured out? You seem to think the meaning of life is in the realization that life is pointless. Well let me tell you something Mr. "I killed a bird with a stone when I was a kid, and yes, it was an awful death because you know, you came upon that crippled bird and the bird couldn't fly so you figured the humane thing to do would be to put it out of it's misery so you smash it with a rock, only to further injure it so you have to get a bigger rock and smash the bird further and you feel terrible so you bury it and give it a gravestone and proper funeral but you still feel terrible about it" McPants, do you think after 25 years, you know jack poopie?

So, my only advice: Become a criminal, and never reproduce... and never wear pleather.

 

Are you talking to Pete Wentz?

 

Later- right now I'm busy posting nonsense on TB. BTW, the OP didn't say to post what you say when you talk to yourself. I talk to myself all the time, but it's a private conversation.

 

Can't sleep... clown will eat me.

 

shut up

 

Clowns are scary

 

ouch..

 

I feel nauseated

 

i bought my first pair of sticks now how do i begin playing drums without the kit?

 

<drunk> Don't worry, it's ok, she doesn't seem to like you as much anymore, I know you ujst want to be with her right now but she's still a friend, just not as much as before, it's cool , you need to just accept yourself a nbit more then you won't feel as thoguh you need other people's acceptance to feel ok. You'll find someoone one day so don't worry so much, she's still a beautiful person who you can be a frined with. <drunik>

 

I really want to put some pants on, but I'm just not sure I have the motivation to get it done.

 

i think so....

 

Meet of Champs Is Today... Giant Swim Meet for the swim team league i'm in... gah feeling nervous and excited...

 

I'm tired, I think I should go home now.

 

Nooooo, I just really need to

- solidify my theory, and stop just talking about it
- never (again ) wear pleather pants.
- develop a somewhat more positive outlook on life (i've been super down lately)
- I need to accept that I'll always be upper lower/lower middle class for the rest of my life OR
- Turn to a life of crime and get rich quick


I don't think Pete Wentz is worth anyone getting worked up about. Besides, if I was on topic, that would mean I was Pete Wentz, if that were the case, I wouldn't be too worried about the ol' cash flow.

 

These clowns?

 

Bakkes schlet!

 

I talk to myself all day. I come here to feign the idea that I have an audience for my thoughts.