TalkBass song!!

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by nutso42, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. While I was outside burying a Raccoon, I was thinking to myself that it would be funny to write a song about TalkBass, but all I could think of was the first two verses. Then I thought, why not make this a community effort? :help: So, here's the verses I thought of.... someone else can write the next! Let's see how long we can make this song.

    "There's a new place I hang out at
    It's called the TalkBass forum
    I log on and talk with bassists
    It helps me fight my boredom"

    Verse 3....
  2. dohead


    Apr 3, 2009
    At this wonderful place of Talkbass
    We only talk about bass and more
    We talk 4,5 &,6 strings
    but Jaco only needed four.

    i know its lame but its all i got.
  3. becker4567


    Jul 26, 2008
    We try not to argue
    We try not to flame
    We just say what we think
    And not give our real name
  4. alangoldstein


    Jul 23, 2007
    Charleston, SC
    Endorsments: Aguilar, Hartke, DR strings, Analysis Plus "Oval" Cables
    awesome guys, if u want to record a song where we all trade solos , im DOWN ! !!

  5. lavmonga


    Jul 27, 2007
    New York, NY
    It would be wild if someone made a drumtrack and we continually updated a .wav or .mp3 of our own short jam over it.
  6. GREAATTT!!!!!
  7. YES! :D
    5 seconds each!!
  8. This was necessary to your post?
  9. nortonrider


    Nov 20, 2007
    Heck, that's when I do most of my thinking, doesn't everybody?? :D
  10. Beginner Bass

    Beginner Bass

    Jul 8, 2009
    Round Rock, TX
    A&R, Soulless Corporation Records
    Who doesn't?

    In the credits we should cite the "Only on TB" thread as our inspiration.
  11. Sometimes if I'm feeling evil
    I'll have some fun--stereotype!
    Or I'll join the rant page
    And gripe and gripe and gripe
  12. You don't use your real name
    You don't have to show your face.
    The only rule we really have is:
    You have no pics, then you have no bass
  13. Stickk


    Sep 2, 2008
    Which bass is best for metal?
    What are pickup covers? (< "-vers" sung in falsetto)
    Maybe if you'd just search a little
    You wouldn't have to bother (*making threads* <sung by backup singers, slowly.)
  14. nortonrider


    Nov 20, 2007
    Some guys post jokes,
    Some guys post rants.
    Some guy's got $200.
    Burning a hole in their pants.

    P or Jazz?
    Relic or New?
    Rig or a Combo?
    I just don't know what to do.
  15. blendermassacre

    blendermassacre Supporting Member

    May 28, 2009
    kansas city, mo
    I'm hoping "burying a raccoon" wasn't some sort of metaphor i missed.

    I get relief
    from my wife yelling in my face
    when i tell her of a club
    with 50+ basses
  16. Stickk


    Sep 2, 2008
    The are relic-haters
    There are relic-lovers
    There are Jaco 'baters:rollno:
    and those that live in Glover (Vermont)
  17. nortonrider


    Nov 20, 2007
    I just got back,
    from burying a Raccoon.
    I ain't got no shovel,
    so I had to use a spoon.

    He's planted out back,
    under the tree where it's shady.
    there in the flowerbed,
    right next to my last ol' lady.

    That last part is not true,
    don't get me wrong.
    I just remember something like it,
    from an old Guns and Roses song.
  18. blendermassacre

    blendermassacre Supporting Member

    May 28, 2009
    kansas city, mo
    jaco-baters almost sent me out of my chair laughing
  19. Howlin' Hanson

    Howlin' Hanson Lighter cabs, please.

    Sep 3, 2007
    Austin TX
    Gotta play some metal
    Gonna need another pedal
    My bass will sound real sick
    When I play it with a pick <gasp>