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Talkbass Unofficial Crossdressing Contest

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by mellowinman, Oct 30, 2013.


Who is Prettier in a Dress?

Poll closed Nov 2, 2013.
  1. Matticus

    3 vote(s)
    15.0%
  2. Mellowinman

    11 vote(s)
    55.0%
  3. Neither of you is the least bit pretty

    3 vote(s)
    15.0%
  4. Cauliflower dressed as Carrots

    3 vote(s)
    15.0%
  1. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Who is Prettier?

    Matticus in a dress...

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    Me in a dress...

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    I intend to wear this outfit to work tomorrow, at a major corporation employing over 2,000 people locally. I will be selling tickets to a raffle for the United Way, and also judging a costume contest with two nice ladies from HR.

    Notice I didn't include Matticus' girlfriend as a man, (she would beat us both,) and I definitely wasn't going to include TBird1958, because that just wouldn't be fair at all.

    It's gotta be me vs Matticus, mano v mano.
     
  2. TBird1958

    TBird1958 As a matter of fact....I am your Queen! Staff Member

    Mar 13, 2008
    Seattle Washington
    Endorsing Artist Mike Lull T Bass pickups
    Mellowinman, ya got my vote!

    Kudos to you on the United Way work.

    I am your Queen! :)
     
  3. mellowinman, you look like a woman I once dated. That is why I no longer drink. :)
     
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  4. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    This is a hard one. In all fairness I think we need to see the cauliflower dressed as carrots in order to compare....
     
  5. Great, now I'm asexual too.
     
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  6. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    HAHA!
     
  7. I wanna motorboat ya both. Preferably at the same time. Awesome!
     
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  8. BBox Bass

    BBox Bass Supporting Member

    Apr 2, 2011
    NW Pennsylvania
    TBird1958 should be one of the poll options!
     
  9. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    How did you make your boobs look so large and real mellow?
     
  10. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    You win mellow. If I were to run into you in a bar I might think youre a woman.

    Faking boobs is easy, but how'd you fake that cleavage?
     
  11. sandmangeck

    sandmangeck

    Jul 2, 2007
    Colorado
    Those are pecks of doom
     
  12. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    You just have to have some chest muscle/chest fat, and use a pushup bra, and some shapewear, and squish everything into the middle. It sucks because I did a better makeup job this morning, and after about two hours at work, they sent me home to change.

    Either I was causing a disturbance, or I was disturbing.

    I can't remember which.

    I'm a man again. :(

    The reason TBird1958 wasn't in the poll was because I wanted to at least have a chance!
     
  13. NWB

    NWB

    Apr 30, 2008
    Kirkland, WA
    That would be the nuclear option!
     
  14. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
    I dressed up as Britney Spears one Halloween, before the dawn of digital cameras, so no pics. I had massive breasticles - and good makeup. I was sexy. Pigtails, the whole 9.
     
  15. charlie monroe

    charlie monroe Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2011
    Buffalo, NY
    I voted Mellow.

    You got a big set to rock those pumps.

    Matt, you cant wear Chucks with a LBD.
     
  16. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu !

    Apr 23, 2003
    NJ
    "Jeeze those broads are ugly. I wouldn't F*^& them with Shemp's dick"

    Larry Fine - Woodstock 1969
     
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  17. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    Lawsuit time!
     
  18. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Yeah, he could probably get like 100k if he has his legal eagle buddy assess the situation.
     
  19. fishtx

    fishtx Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2007
    Dallas, TX
    Endorsing Artist: Genzler Amplification/Spector Basses/Mojo Hand FX
    This is one of those times in life when I wish I had one of those memory erasers from "Men in Black" to remove the images that have forever been imprinted in my cerebellum...
     
  20. TBird1958

    TBird1958 As a matter of fact....I am your Queen! Staff Member

    Mar 13, 2008
    Seattle Washington
    Endorsing Artist Mike Lull T Bass pickups



    I think your co- workers should un knot their panties - it's Halloween for crying out loud :)
     

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