I know some of youare going to find this tasteless but... I was at a rehearsal last night and the keyboard player was blowing foul wind from his rectum. It was like Fritos n' Eggs. Not too humorous. Then while we were walking out he left one for the band that was following us in. Very nice practice for them I'm sure. Then while in the lobby downstairs, our singer (female) was catching a rap with another band that was coming in claiming they were from Florida or something. I decided to unleash a screaming mimi as I passed by so as to make it appear that she had just lost bowel control. I don't think anyone noticed though. Maybe they were just being polite. Not that farting is funny or anything...ok I guess it is, unless you wake up to a dutch oven! Sorry for the childishness, I'm ok now, carry on.