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TB Limerick time!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by merlin, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. C'mon Limerick Time!

    "There once was a man from....."

    You finish the limerick! Keep it clean..



    There once was a man from kentuckit....
  2. Albania, who...
  3. THere once was a man from Iran
    Who decided to steal a pan
    He ran in the air like a fist full of har
    and ended up marrying a lamb

  4. THere once was a very tall man
    And he was from Pakistan
    He sold lots of kibble
    and played a mean fiddle
    and travelled all across the land

    Now this man tried very hard
    To sell his spices and cards
    To those he was bud
    but to others he was
    known simply as Yasha Fard

    Taa daa!
  5. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    There once was a man with some pluck
    Who chose the s/n SuperDuck
    His friends had a time
    Figuring out what would rhyme,
    The best they came up with was-

    What was that word... :confused:
  6. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    There once was a tabby named DURRL
    Who was not known to be a boy or a girl
    The TB men flirted,
    (The women deserted)
    And she said "Let's give it a whirl!"
  7. malthumb


    Mar 25, 2001
    The Motor City
    There once was a man with a Fender
    Who went on a 30 day bender
    He tore off his strings,
    Started doing strange things
    Now he plays air bass, what a pretender
  8. things that annoy DHC:
    a strong yet small category.
    but one plays a zon,
    and he keeps logging on
    under names just as stupid as he.
  9. lneal


    Apr 12, 2002
    Lee County, Alabama
    This isn't fair! All the limericks I know are dirty.
  10. There was a young girl from Japan

    Whose poetry just would not scan

    When asked why this was,

    she said "It's because

    I try to put as many syllables on the last line as I possible can!"
  11. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    There was once a Poster who's Posts
    Would inflame and anger the most
    it kept changing IP's To hide it's disease
    'till Paul turned the heat up to ROAST!
  12. There once was a place named "Off topic,"

    More pleasant than a beach that is tropic.

    some members are sane,

    while others complain

    Binoculars are a fine optic.:confused:


    Hey, you try thinking of something to rhyme with tropic!
  13. thrash_jazz


    Jan 11, 2002
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Artist: JAF Basses, Circle K Strings
    There was the New Yorker Mike Jewels,
    Whose puns made us all seem like fools.
    We started a thread,
    But it kept going dead,
    Because his puns were the cruelest of cruels.

    There once was a Mod named JT,
    Whose mullet outmatched his goatee.
    His basses all had eight strings,
    My, what environmentally-unfriendly things,
    Instruments we'd all like to see.

    There once was a Dark Castler named Ed,
    Who filled 1337 SlAbBeRz with dread.
    He changed my name to SPLASHPADS,
    And later on to BASHED NADS,
    And is a guru of jazz bass, it is said.

    :rolleyes: Boooo
  14. Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear

    Aug 14, 2000
    There once was a man from Wooster
    Who said to his wife as he goosed her
    This used to be grand
    But just look at my hand
    You aint wiping as good as you use'ta
  15. Thrash Jazz is a lad from Ontario,
    his puns make TBers quite merry-o.
    he started bass viol
    and in a short while
    I'm sure we'll hear him on the stereo. :D

    Merls is a lad from down-under,
    he makes jokes and likes to have fun-der,
    if correctly I've read
    he started this thread,
    What joy! This is surely no blunder. :D

    Mike :cool:

    Who shall be next? ;)
  16. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    There once was a guy from downtown
    Though broke, he never frowned
    He always was cheery
    Thanks to timothy leary
    and you can see him all around

    hmm....its not that great....oh well. :D
  17. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    I got it!

    there once was a big ripe orange.....

    oh no wait...I don't got it :D :( :D
  18. worcester?
  19. hehe this is groovy people! Bump!


  20. Thank you all TBer MODS,
    all the day dealing with clods,
    foul filthy language,
    no time for a sandwich,
    measured not in feet, but in yards.

    I know, my nose is brown. :D


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