Tell me this would not be the most Metal band name EVER

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by alexbrownebass, Jun 29, 2008.

  1. alexbrownebass

    alexbrownebass Endorsing Artist - Genzler Amplication, NS Design Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2008
    Washington, DC
    "Honeymoon Scuba Death".
    Taken from a headline on the front of People magazine.

  2. I still think Liberace would be great, but only if you were so FREAKING metal that his estate's lawyers truly feared you & people eventually came to no longer associated the name w/the original Lib(not a dig at the man, a great entertainer, to say the least).

    Edit: Oh, to respond in order w/the OP's request, I'm not a metalhead by any means, but I can certainly appreciate a good band name. Honeymoon Scuba death- it's alright. Doesn't really roll of the tongue like Dethklok, or Gwar.
  3. If you're gonna play power metal, that name ain't long enough. The template should be this : ''The Omnipresent Wizards of the Dragon Slaying Order from the Forest of Doom''.

    Black/Death metal should follow the 'non-vowel' pattern, something like ''Twrghrath''. Blood, gore, sacrifice, destruction etc. are all welcome items to be used in forming a similarly long name as in example #1.

    Trash bands should have one word in their name, with a flavor of something hot, steely or dirty:

    Äny nämë wïth Ümläüts ïn ït.


    And I like the ''Honeymoon Scuba Death'', although it doesn't sound metaloidish to me :)
  4. bongomania

    bongomania Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    HSD is not really a great band name, but it would be a fine album title. :)
  5. sarcastro83


    Jul 27, 2007
    Toronto, ON
    sounds more like a bad, post-Cobain grunge band name.
  6. Yngwie 4String

    Yngwie 4String Inactive

    May 3, 2007
    Auburn Nebraska
    ooo the most metal band name...

    I think SLAYER was perfect. Easy to chant, implies that there will be death. its all good.
  7. ReidK

    ReidK Jst sy n t lsy cmprsn.

    IMO, no one is ever going to top Stormtroopers of Death as a band name, though I did once suggest Exit Wound to a metalhead friend of mine who was looking for band name suggestions.

  8. ReidK

    ReidK Jst sy n t lsy cmprsn.

    I think Ümläüt would be a cool, sort of self-parodying name by itself.

  9. Lesfunk

    Lesfunk Bootlegger guitars : S.I.T. Strings Supporting Member

    Apr 5, 2007
    Florida USA

  10. spideyjg

    spideyjg Supporting Member

    Mar 19, 2006
    San Diego
    A morning DJ here Dave always pipes up when there is some phrase that would make a band name.

    This morning it was during a story about the Supercollider. So his new band name of the day is "Hot Dead Clump".

    My favorite actual band name regardless of genre was Dirty Rotten Imbeciles.

  11. That would be really cool, maybe if you add an adjective to that, depending on the sub-genre:
    Rotting Ümläüt
    Ümläüt of Doom/Doomed Ümläüts
    The Ümläüt Monster (
  12. wld3


    Jun 22, 2008


  13. Yngwie 4String

    Yngwie 4String Inactive

    May 3, 2007
    Auburn Nebraska
    Impaled Decomposition!
  14. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Inactive

    Nov 8, 2007
    I actually played a show with a band called "Grunt" about a week ago.

    Awesome guys, with a great tongue in cheek sense of humor that's missing from the genre

    (although I do have a Hatebeak/Canius split 7" that is just hysterical.)
  15. Fisting Hell
  16. 3 Inches of Blood is a pretty sweet band name already. I mean, the crowd gets to chant 'WE WANT BLOOD!'. Thats pretty effin' metal right there.
  17. Yngwie 4String

    Yngwie 4String Inactive

    May 3, 2007
    Auburn Nebraska
    Cannibal Corpse is pretty great name.
  18. new god bond name
  19. Blackbird

    Blackbird Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    It's a great name. That1guy222.

    You should use it.
  20. b_carville


    Jun 26, 2008
    I guess LibeRATce wouldn't work?