Terrible Mystery Tour

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by JWC, Jan 16, 2001.

  1. JWC

    JWC Banned

    Oct 4, 2000
    Does anyone remember that terrible 80s band The Bullet Boys? They achieved short-lived fame for their lyrical masterpiece, "Smooth Up In Ya." If you have never had the treat of listening to this song for yourself, please download it as soon as you can. Well, we go invited to play in Tennessee with one of their old singers last year. This guy was like the Pete Best of the Bullet Boys. I think he was in them before they hit big or whatever. However, he still does all Bullet Boys songs in his set, even though he wasn't even with the band when they wrote them. He lives in a shanity up in the hills. This town has no nothing. It is a hill with a few shacks up on it. Inside his house was nothing. 4 of us had to share one filthy bunkbed in the un-heated home in the middle of November. It was freezing ass cold. Also, he had no food in the fridge. He had all the condiments though, but no food. Well, save this big ass block of cheese. He said his mom sent it. We think the government gave it to him. Anyway, all he did during the day was name drop. He mentioned everybody's name you could possibly think of who was big back in the 1980s. If he **** on the same toliet as someone he wasn't going to forget to mention that to us. He was so sad. Then when he wasn't yapping he was smoking like an ashtray. He stunk that whole house up to all to be damned. He also had 2 ferets, a turtle, a dog, and 2 cats that lived in the house, and were allowed to roam free. His only shower and toliet were enough to make a dog barf. They both had green fungus growing on them and hair clogging all the drains. His neighbor was a heroin addict who came over all the time and they had some dufus from the hills who watched his kids while he drank and smoked all day. The guy is a sickening example of a human!!!!
  2. Sampoerna

    Sampoerna Guest

    Oct 9, 2000
    W. KY, USA
    <center><img src="http://www2.apex.net/users/bonobo/jawdrop.gif"alt="WHOA"</a></center>

    Sounds like the makin's of a song to me!