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Terror In My Backyard

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by The Golden Boy, Oct 13, 2004.

  1. bmc


    Nov 15, 2003
    What makes it "terror" ? :confused:
  2. I'm just thinking of the evil terrorist mastermind plotting to bring down the US government. His greatest idea- to start a massive blackout across the country by removing a couple of bolts from a couple of electrical towers in Oak Creek Wisconsin.
  3. Hey, it worked a few months ago!!:D

    This sounds really funny. Kinda like our local guy who keeps torching cell towers.

    Rock on
  4. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Big lizard in my backyard....

    brad cook
  5. Can't afford to feed it anymore.
  6. bmc


    Nov 15, 2003
    Big lizard in my backyard
    Can't afford to feed it no more
    Big lizard in my backyard
    Can't figure out it's purpose no more

    Who want's to take a crack at the second verse.
  7. May I? :rollno:

    Big lizard in my backyard
    broke into the kitchen and ate all the lard.
    Big, big lizard, looks so pretty
    got a modeling contract and moved into the city.

    Big dumb lizard sent to the finest schools,
    ate the whole faculty, now that's breaking the rules!
    Big, scary lizard, you cold-blooded fool,
    We want to take a swim - GET OUT OF OUR POOL!

    Big lizard in my backyard,
    ain't got no kinda clues,
    I'm a 12, triple E
    You're my next pair of shoes!!!

    I'm going home now. :p

    Mike :D
  8. bmc


    Nov 15, 2003
    Way to go Mike. Thanks for writing the lyrics to Terror in my Backyard.

    Anyone wanna take a crack at writing the bridge or a chorus? Maybe someone can take a stab a writing a melody, recording it and posting it.