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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Peter McFerrin, Jan 26, 2003.
Be careful out there, kids.
oh grief...that's just nasty man...nasty...any more where that came from? uhh, pardon the pun
scarred and scared for life.
Ouch. Very ouch.
Well I think I'll be impotent for at least a few weeks now.
Thanx to you Peter. Between you and JT, you both know how to scare to heck out a someone.
Man, if the whole going blind or growing hair on your palms thing ever actually worked as a deterrent to masturbation, just imagine the potential of this little gem! Just take the girl out the story, and - voilá!
*DUH DUH DUH*
*DUH DUH DUH ........ DUH*
SHE BROKE MY D***!!
getting it on with..------
I swear this really happened..
i pulled my trick manuver
thats when i heard it SNAPPPPPPPIN!!!
SHE BROKE my........................ yeah
Ouch. Just ouch.
She must of had a hell of an orgasm.
May we all have a moment of silence for this man's schwanz.
May this not ever happen to a bassist!
Step 1. - Say to yourself, "This is pretty weird, but what does it have to do with the topic , errr, at hand?"
Step 2. - Say to yourself, "Ohhhhhh... I really didn't need to see that"
"its okay sweety, it hurts a little the first time and may bleed"
Hah, that reminds me of a joke with an indian and a condom... anyone know that one?
man, romania has some weird sex stories. the first 'related story' is about a woman dying from contact with sperm, and is also from romania. weird!
i'll have an order of ethnic sensitivity, please.
(god, i sound like a freaking commie.)
I surfed that site for a while. Some very funny stories... like the soccer coach who quit because the team became predominantly lesbians..
*we need more stories like that on our 6 o clock news!
oh, that's just,......., oh.......ouch........ - the guy should think himself lucky it wasn'y Transylvania he was in.........