Thankfully, there's no picture.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Peter McFerrin, Jan 26, 2003.

  1. neptoon


    Jul 25, 2000
    summerville, sc
    oh grief...that's just nasty man...nasty...any more where that came from? uhh, pardon the pun :eek:
  2. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA

    scarred and scared for life.
  3. odie

    odie Supporting Member

    Well I think I'll be impotent for at least a few weeks now.

    Thanx to you Peter. Between you and JT, you both know how to scare to heck out a someone.:D
  4. secretdonkey


    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    Man, if the whole going blind or growing hair on your palms thing ever actually worked as a deterrent to masturbation, just imagine the potential of this little gem! Just take the girl out the story, and - voil√°! :D
  5. Stupidnick


    Mar 22, 2002 room...
    *DUH DUH DUH ........ DUH*

    SHE BROKE MY D***!!

    getting it on with..------
    I swear this really happened..
    i pulled my trick manuver
    thats when i heard it SNAPPPPPPPIN!!!

    SHE BROKE my........................ yeah
  6. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Ouch. Just ouch.
  7. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    She must of had a hell of an orgasm.
  8. Dear god....

    May we all have a moment of silence for this man's schwanz.

    May this not ever happen to a bassist!
  9. secretdonkey


    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX

    Step 1. - Say to yourself, "This is pretty weird, but what does it have to do with the topic , errr, at hand?"

    Step 2. - Say to yourself, "Ohhhhhh... I really didn't need to see that"

  10. "its okay sweety, it hurts a little the first time and may bleed" :eek:


  11. Sofa King

    Sofa King

    Aug 20, 2000
    Rowlett, TX
    Hah, that reminds me of a joke with an indian and a condom... anyone know that one? ;)
  12. jasonbraatz


    Oct 18, 2000
    Oakland, CA
    man, romania has some weird sex stories. the first 'related story' is about a woman dying from contact with sperm, and is also from romania. weird!

    poor guy :(
  13. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    i'll have an order of ethnic sensitivity, please. ;)

    (god, i sound like a freaking commie.)
  14. I surfed that site for a while. Some very funny stories... like the soccer coach who quit because the team became predominantly lesbians.. :eek:



    *we need more stories like that on our 6 o clock news!
  15. oh, that's just,......., oh.......ouch........ - the guy should think himself lucky it wasn'y Transylvania he was in.........:eek: ;)