Thankfully, there's no picture.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Peter McFerrin, Jan 26, 2003.


  1. :eek: :eek: :eek:


    Oh Crap
     
  2. neptoon

    neptoon

    Jul 25, 2000
    summerville, sc
    oh grief...that's just nasty man...nasty...any more where that came from? uhh, pardon the pun :eek:
     
  3. Aaron

    Aaron

    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    :eek:

    scarred and scared for life.
     
  4. [​IMG]

    Ouch. Very ouch.
     
  5. im scared:eek:
     
  6. odie

    odie Supporting Member

    Well I think I'll be impotent for at least a few weeks now.

    Thanx to you Peter. Between you and JT, you both know how to scare to heck out a someone.:D
     
  7. secretdonkey

    secretdonkey

    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    Man, if the whole going blind or growing hair on your palms thing ever actually worked as a deterrent to masturbation, just imagine the potential of this little gem! Just take the girl out the story, and - voil√°! :D
     
  8. Stupidnick

    Stupidnick

    Mar 22, 2002
    ...my room...
    *DUH DUH DUH*
    *DUH DUH DUH ........ DUH*

    SHE BROKE MY D***!!


    getting it on with..------
    I swear this really happened..
    i pulled my trick manuver
    thats when i heard it SNAPPPPPPPIN!!!

    SHE BROKE my........................ yeah
     
  9. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Ouch. Just ouch.
     
  10. Aaron

    Aaron

    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    She must of had a hell of an orgasm.
     
  11. Dear god....

    May we all have a moment of silence for this man's schwanz.










    May this not ever happen to a bassist!
     
  12. secretdonkey

    secretdonkey

    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

    Step 1. - Say to yourself, "This is pretty weird, but what does it have to do with the topic , errr, at hand?"

    Step 2. - Say to yourself, "Ohhhhhh... I really didn't need to see that"

    :)
     
  13. "its okay sweety, it hurts a little the first time and may bleed" :eek:

    :D:D

    Merls
     
  14. Sofa King

    Sofa King

    Aug 20, 2000
    Rowlett, TX
    Hah, that reminds me of a joke with an indian and a condom... anyone know that one? ;)
     
  15. jasonbraatz

    jasonbraatz

    Oct 18, 2000
    Oakland, CA
    man, romania has some weird sex stories. the first 'related story' is about a woman dying from contact with sperm, and is also from romania. weird!



    poor guy :(
     
  16. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    i'll have an order of ethnic sensitivity, please. ;)




    (god, i sound like a freaking commie.)
     
  17. I surfed that site for a while. Some very funny stories... like the soccer coach who quit because the team became predominantly lesbians.. :eek:

    :D:D

    Merls

    *we need more stories like that on our 6 o clock news!
     
  18. Johnny BoomBoom

    Johnny BoomBoom Supporting Member

    Jun 8, 2001
    Glasgow, Scotland
    oh, that's just,......., oh.......ouch........ - the guy should think himself lucky it wasn'y Transylvania he was in.........:eek: ;)