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Thanks Bill Clinton!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by pd_5string, Nov 6, 2002.


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  1. pd_5string

    pd_5string Admin: Accnt Disabled

    Jan 23, 2002
    NY
    For helping Republicans win big in this election cycle but also for:

    > 1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
    > Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.
    > Did I leave anyone out?
    >
    > 2. Thank you for teaching my 8-year-old about oral sex. I had really
    > planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now
    > they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
    >
    > 3. Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place
    > (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to
    > know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that
    > certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the
    > other one involved does NOT have sex.
    >
    > 4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new
    > generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag
    > the Dog" could be plausible after all.
    >
    > 5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look
    > graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and
    > John Kennedy look moral.
    >
    > 6. Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th
    > Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying
    > about Democratic campaign fund raising.
    >
    > 7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments
    > from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal
    > convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
    >
    > 8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
    > foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully
    > disguised as necessary trips.
    >
    > 9. Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't
    > need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving
    > group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of
    > your globe-trotting. I understand you, your family, and your cronies
    > have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other
    > administration.
    >
    > 10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of
    > convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them
    > rejoin society.
    >
    > 11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware, I'm sure that
    > Laura Bush didn't like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming
    > gifts you've received from your "friends".
    >
    > 12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for
    > vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also
    > appreciate removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen,
    > towels, ashtrays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.)
    > out of Air Force 1. The weight savings means burning less fuel, thus
    > less tax dollars spent on jet fuel, thank you!
    >
    > 13. And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar
    > advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you, Bill, the $10 million
    > advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
    >
    > 14. The last and most important point- thank you for forcing Israel to
    > let Mohammad Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammad Atta blew up a bus
    > in Israel in 1986. The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As
    > part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to
    > agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis
    > would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President
    > at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren
    > Christopher, "insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammad
    > Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into
    > Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the
    > American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first
    > identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why
    > shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
    >
    > What a guy!!
     
  2. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    From the guidelines :

    "Controversial topics started for the purpose of creating "mega threads" will be VERY closely moderated (ie, discussions on religion). These kind of threads tend to only inflame people's emotions, creating enemies out of friends."
     
  3. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    sounds like sumone's got a grudge...can't say i blame ya

    bp13
     
  4. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
  5. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson Commercial User

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    Boom Bass Cabinets, DR strings
    It finally clicked. It worked. I've decided to join the good guys. I am now a Republican.


    I'm off to stock up on
    -liberal/boogieman anecdotes
    -rants about the media except my new hero, whom until recently I thought was an idiot, Bill O'Reilly
    -statistics that support my myopia
    -extra fingers to point with
    -puppies

    Of course this means I'll have to leave behind or not allow myself to associate with people who

    -lie
    -commit adultery
    -defraud stockholders
    -generally screw my fellow man for my own persona gain
    -etc.

    because that's what liberals do.

    It's going to be great to finally be on the right side of things.

    Hip hip...
     
  6. pd_5string

    pd_5string Admin: Accnt Disabled

    Jan 23, 2002
    NY
    :D
     
  7. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member Administrator

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    ok. i'm closely moderating now. just what i wanted to do today. :rolleyes:
     
  8. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    boooring!!!!! :rolleyes:
     
  9. rustyshakelford

    rustyshakelford

    Jul 9, 2002
    You left out:

    - the longest economic expansion in the history of the United States and record low unemployment.

    - an economic cabinet that attempted to support the economy.

    With your post, I feel like you walk through the battlefield and shoot the wounded.

    The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. And you gloat. The RNC raises twice as much as the DNC.

    We shall be judged by how we treat the least.

    RS
     
  10. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA
    Out of office two years, and you guys STILL can't stop talking about him. Sounds like someone was jealous of Monica, to me...


    As for what effect Clinton had on the country, I'll take Clinton over Nixon any day....
     
  11. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    "I did not have sexual relations with that woman..."

    :D :D :D
     
  12. lamarjones

    lamarjones Supporting Member

    Aug 27, 2002
    Raleigh, NC
    Thanks Clinton-

    for creating a surplus so we can squnader it in a meager two years


    for being foreign policy back to a respectble level only so we can piss off every country right afterwards

    for creating jobs for americans who actually need them, just so after your term they can hit the food backs in order to conserver what little they have left......

    Well, you get the point. In all honesty, this conversation can go both ways, but don't blame a guy who made this country prosperous when you hero has turned it to sh**

    Now you may delete the thread.
     
  13. mad_world

    mad_world

    Nov 3, 2002
    Hey im not a Clinton fan or anything, in fact im not for goverment party's period. Anyways i heard that our economy had been up at a all time high since the last 20 year thanks to clinton. Is this true and another was there anything good that clinton did when he was in office because, when everyone thinks of him they allways point out the bad things about him.
     
  14. jasonbraatz

    jasonbraatz

    Oct 18, 2000
    Oakland, CA
    someones feeling frisky today..


    this thread SUCKS. :rolleyes:
     
  15. lamarjones

    lamarjones Supporting Member

    Aug 27, 2002
    Raleigh, NC
    Have you notcied its never anything besides his extra marital affairs?
     
  16. jcadmus

    jcadmus

    Apr 2, 2000
    Dude, I'm so conservative that I make you look like Lyndon Johnson -- I'm the anti-Dave Siff.

    And even I think this is silly and doesn't lead to anything constructive.

    BTW, bit of advice -- if you're gonna go nose-to-nose with Dave Siff, you better have it together, fact-wise (referring to your earlier topic) -- for a flaming liberal, the guy is amazingly well informed. He'll eat you alive.

    Peace.
     
  17. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Quote from Mad World:

    "Hey im not a Clinton fan or anything, in fact im not for goverment party's period. Anyways i heard that our economy had been up at a all time high since the last 20 year thanks to clinton. Is this true and another was there anything good that clinton did when he was in office because, when everyone thinks of him they allways point out the bad things about him."

    Start listing the good things.

    Quote: from Rustyshackleford:

    - the longest economic expansion in the history of the United States and record low unemployment.

    How do you know The (disgraced) Clinton Administration didn't cook the books?

    Let's hope that these newly elected politicians make good decisions...Fat Chance!
     
  18. Secksay

    Secksay Guest

    Sep 6, 2002
    New York, NY
    liberal shmiberal, it doesnt get any worse than Dubya the 'president'
     



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