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Thanks for the warning there guy LOL

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by RoadRanger, May 16, 2018.

  1. RoadRanger

    RoadRanger Supporting Member

    Feb 18, 2004
    NE CT
    Dunno about youse guys but I'd generally not be so explicit about sucking as this guy:
    Heavy hitting drummer
  2. charlie monroe

    charlie monroe Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2011
    Buffalo, NY
    I don't get it.
  3. RoadRanger

    RoadRanger Supporting Member

    Feb 18, 2004
    NE CT
    "Heavy Hitting Drummer" is code for "can only play stoopid loud so **** you".
  4. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Here are some other ads you may like:

    Off-key singer

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    Bassist with timing issues
  5. Hey, some bands want heavy hitting drummers. I'm sure there are more than a few of these drummers waiting around to start banging away at some head banging songs and bands ready to hire them.
    In the music business, there is room for every kinda genre out there from polka to metal and folk to hip hop.
    That doesn't mean they are all talented though.
    Last edited: May 16, 2018
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  6. He even shows pictures of the plaster falling off the wall he hits so hard. :roflmao:
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  7. GIBrat51

    GIBrat51 Innocent as the day is long Supporting Member

    Mar 5, 2013
    Lost Wages, Nevada
    Well, breaking the drum kit during the audition is supposedly why The Who hired Keith Moon...:whistle:
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  8. fhm555

    fhm555 So FOS my eyes are brown Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2011
    The first time I played with a drummer who knew how to lay in, and out, I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. Prior to that every drummer I'd ever experienced was apparently channelling Bonzo.
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  9. RoadRanger

    RoadRanger Supporting Member

    Feb 18, 2004
    NE CT
    Awesome, they can take all them unpaid/pay-for-play sausage-fest gigs that the good bands don't want :D.
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  10. Guitaritz


    May 21, 2018
    LOL!! Even I didn't get it at first! I remember guys making such jokes about piano chords. I will share if I remember it.
    Last edited: May 26, 2018
  11. GBBSbassist

    GBBSbassist I actually play more guitar... Supporting Member

    Nov 23, 2010
    Look out for the zing king.

    What a dumb thread.

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