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The "Advertise Your Perceived Intelligence" Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by mike_v_s, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. This it it! The end-all, be-all thread on brain-power bragging!

    Feel free to tell us how smart you are and how much you didn't have to study to get that smart. Go!!!!

  2. I'm way too smart to post here.
  3. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I am a fart smeller.
  4. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    I'm smart enough to know that I aint as smart as I think. :^)
  5. I'm kinda disappointed. I mean, thanks for posting, everyone. It seems as though inflating one's ego is only cool in the other threads. Dammit. Maybe I should start a thread asking all the guys with whipass GPA's to post!!!! Or, anyone that went to a big name school, regardless of grades!!! Or, maybe we can all exchange badass stories about REALLY hard tests we've taken and aced.

    Maybe I should just shoot for the moon and start the "I'm Better Than You and Here's Why" MEGATHREAD. What do ya think?

  6. Well, I do smell pretty ok, while you smell better than you taste.

  7. Thanks. I didn't even have to work on that. I'm betting next time I'll taste 10% better without trying.

  8. Musiclogic

    Musiclogic Commercial User

    Aug 6, 2005
    Southwest Michigan
    Owner/Builder: HJC Customs USA, The Cool Lute, C G O
    Mensa.....Triple Q.....enough said....LMAO
  9. I don't care. I'm too smart to show off.
  10. vene-nemesis

    vene-nemesis Banned

    Jul 17, 2003
    Bilbao España
    Is it a joke?

    Im asking cos i took that mensa test and they said i was above the average and that it was possible for me to get in it, so i wanted to know do you have to be really smart to get into mensa????
  11. Baryonyx

    Baryonyx Banned

    Jul 11, 2005
    Marathon Man
    I blagged my way into Uni to study law!
  12. morf

    morf Banned

    Feb 17, 2006
    I'm WAY smarter than any of you, no doubt about it. That goes to show just how smart I am. After all I am from the "smart" country. All other countries are just dumb. I'm so smart your mom calls me to ask if she should feed you milk or water. I'm so smart your teachers calls me to ask if he should give you detention. I'm so smart your president calls me before he takes office to make sure I agree. I'm so smart einstein bows before me even in his grave. I'm so smart I beat the Deep Blue/Bobby Fisher team at chess.

    Good enough or shall I try harder?
  13. The French don't copy anybody, and nobody copies the French
  14. morf

    morf Banned

    Feb 17, 2006
    We dont copy cause we're so smart, noone copies us cause they're too dumb.

    You dont get it? yeah I figured. :D
  15. Its the other way around.
  16. morf

    morf Banned

    Feb 17, 2006
    Ah, stupidity often goes hand in hand with delusion. ;)
  17. vene-nemesis

    vene-nemesis Banned

    Jul 17, 2003
    Bilbao España
    Wow that was very stupid... yet im not suprised.
  18. vene-nemesis

    vene-nemesis Banned

    Jul 17, 2003
    Bilbao España
    "cough" c-cam "cough"
  19. hbarcat

    hbarcat Supporting Member

    Aug 24, 2006
    Rochelle, Illinois
    You know how Einstein got poor grades in school?

    Well mine were even worse! :smug:

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