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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Disappear, Aug 10, 2012.


  1. Disappear

    Disappear

    May 9, 2008
    HEY GUYS

    If you're in a club, you should be in this club too. The bassist club club.

    I'm totally number 0!


    We can even play cards in this club... but only one suit.

    Will anyone join me for clubbin' tonight?
     
  2. Eh, why not. I'm only in 15 clubs right now.

    You're 0... I don't wanna be 1. Can I be 2?
     
  3. Disappear

    Disappear

    May 9, 2008
    No but you can be Number 2
     
  4. Close enough.

    So what now? The other clubs usually send people to give massages to their new club members.
     
  5. Disappear

    Disappear

    May 9, 2008
    Well no, we'd have to start a bass club club massage club to allow that to happen.

    Bottom line: WE NEED MORE CLUBS
     
  6. SehlraC

    SehlraC

    Sep 14, 2009
    NJ
    OMG YES

    FINALLY
     
  7. Dude. This is awesome and funny as heck! Let me join! xD
     
  8. Disappear

    Disappear

    May 9, 2008
    Well, you're lucky. There are still some vacancies. I can offer you any number you'd like between 3 and Brown's number, if that's ok...
     
  9. Epitaph04

    Epitaph04 Always overcompensating Supporting Member

    Jul 5, 2010
    SoCal
    Now this is a club worth joining!
     
  10. Are e (2.71828172...) or π (3.14159265...) options?
     
  11. Disappear

    Disappear

    May 9, 2008
    For the former... depends if you've mowed your lawn recently, either that or you're a lumberjack...

    Pi would only get you halfway from where you started...


    let me know of your decision and to how many decimal places you'd like it to be accurate to
     
  12. I'm a dedicated lawnmower.

    A lumberjack, at the other hand, I am certainly not.

    Well now, e it is then?
     
  13. Unprofessional

    Unprofessional

    Mar 5, 2012
    If I were the club joining type, this might be the type of club I would join. But, since I'm not, I won't.
     
  14. Disappear

    Disappear

    May 9, 2008
    Do I have to actually give out numbers and keep track? What kind of club club is this?

    You were number 2


    you can have number 777

    No it isn't, but you can have number 69

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    it is

    Fine then you won't get to drink from the fountain of youth and knowledge like the rest of the members did.
     

  15. And a lot more! To be exact, e is the summation of the inverted faculty ((x!)[SUP]-1[/SUP]) with x starting from zero, but with no ending (well, yeah... Infinity to be exact).

    But I will put Bass Club Club Member #e in my signature next time I change it.

    Thx.
     
  16. Disappear

    Disappear

    May 9, 2008
    Hey, if your head hurts that much, try naproxen sodium. Best over-the-counter anti-inflammatory out there

    But seeing as you're in so many clubs, why not join ours? I could give you an easy number like 1
     
  17. biohazed

    biohazed

    Aug 31, 2008
    Philadelphia, PA
    I'm in .. I'm a club groupie anyway lol
     

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