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The Bassist and the Vicar

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Espidog, Nov 11, 2006.

  1. Espidog


    May 19, 2006
    As happens so frequently, the Bassist and the Vicar were having a chat...

    "Have you always played bass?" asked the reverend.

    "Not to start with," said his companion. "When I was a kid, my parents made me take piano lessons. I learned a lot about music, but I never really took to keyboard stuff. I was always more interested in what the left hand was doing, y'know? Then one day, in a music shop, I saw this bass. Beautiful thing, it was - a Thunderbird - and picked it up. Right then and there, in that very moment, I knew I'd found the instrument I'd be playing for the rest of my life."

    "Aah..." said the clergyman, nodding wisely, "...an epiphany!"

    The bassman looked offended:

    "No way, man - it was a proper Gibson." :D
  2. Roland777


    Jun 1, 2006
    Good one. :)
  3. Johnny Mac

    Johnny Mac Riff-finder General Supporting Member

    Sep 28, 2005
    Springfield, MA
    That was a pretty bad joke. :D
  4. cato

    cato Low End Newb

    Jun 26, 2006
    but i'm still laughing :hyper:
  5. Dash Rantic

    Dash Rantic

    Nov 12, 2005
    Palo Alto, CA
    Haha, that's pretty good. Well, it's pretty bad, but that's why it was so good, and why I'm still laughing :p

  6. txbasschik


    Nov 11, 2005
    Leander, Texas

    I'll be saving this one. I work for a vicar!

    Cherie :) :bassist:
  7. Poop-Loops

    Poop-Loops Inactive

    Mar 3, 2006
    Auburn, Washington
    Oddly enough, this joke is an Epiphone of a joke.

    But it's a well-made Epiphone. ;)
  8. this is what made me laugh:D
  9. weeding


    May 17, 2005
    That was bloody fantastic...
  10. it was worth a giggle,
    but i didn't bother trying to explain it to one of my guitarists...
  11. Im laughing because its good because its so bad, well done :)
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