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The "because they were naked..." defense

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by kesslari, Jan 13, 2012.


  1. kesslari

    kesslari Groovin' with the Big Dogs Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2007
    Santa Cruz Mtns, California
    Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones
  2. PSPookie

    PSPookie

    Aug 13, 2006
    Ocoee, TN
    That's a new take on plausible deniability.

    Next defense: I slipped and fell and it just went right in. Million-to-one shot, I tell ya!
     
  3. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    My proctologist didn't believe me when I told him that....


     
  4. PSPookie

    PSPookie

    Aug 13, 2006
    Ocoee, TN
    Neither did mine :scowl:
     
  5. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Ive heard that "slipped and it went right in" excuse is used a lot in the ER when random objects are found up someone's rear end.
     
  6. PSPookie

    PSPookie

    Aug 13, 2006
    Ocoee, TN
    Google RFB at your own risk.
     
  7. ThudThudThud

    ThudThudThud

    Jun 4, 2010
    <Columbo-esque turn-as-you-are-leaving-and-wave-cigar-around>

    "Oh, there's just one other thing that's bothering me.....
    Did you pay them any money to sleep with you?"

    Kind of missing the point with the 'naked' defense.
     
  8. PSPookie

    PSPookie

    Aug 13, 2006
    Ocoee, TN
    Not at all. If they were naked he couldn't possibly have paid them because they would have had no pockets in which to place the money. Nor would DSK have had any pockets from which to retrieve the money.

    The glove does not fit. Chewbacca is a 7' Wookie living on Endor. I rest my case.
     
  9. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    Chewbacca defense always wins.
     
  10. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Commercial User

    Jul 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa, Calif.
    Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
    He and Silvio Berlusconi should get together.

    The article also refers to another man mislaying a mobile phone, as if there's a proper way to lay one.
     
  11. PSPookie

    PSPookie

    Aug 13, 2006
    Ocoee, TN
    Are we back around to rectal foreign bodies again?
     
  12. EricF

    EricF Habitual User

    Sep 26, 2005
    Pasadena, CA
    He does make a valid point.
     
  13. Chef FourString

    Chef FourString

    Feb 4, 2011
    Texas
    Good 'ol Chewy.
     
  14. :smug:
     

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  15. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    "At these parties, people were not necessarily dressed, and I defy you to tell the difference between a naked prostitute and any other naked woman..."

    aside from the track marks.

    :bag:
     
  16. PSPookie

    PSPookie

    Aug 13, 2006
    Ocoee, TN
    ^
    Tread depth
     
  17. bald-tires.

    [​IMG]

    (maybe not the best examples)
     
  18. DerHoggz

    DerHoggz I like cats :| Banned

    Feb 13, 2009
    Western Pennsylvania
    All I got was a gun?

    Where did this come from, I have seen a bunch of references to it recently?
     
  19. chuck norriss

    chuck norriss Banned

    Jan 20, 2011
    Bad.

    Chewbacca still lives on Endor?
     
  20. It was an early South Park episode that was spoofing Johnnie Cochran.

    Edit - There's even a wikipedia page on it! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chewbacca_defense
     

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