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the best "Simpsons" quote you can think of.....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bad Brains, Oct 30, 2004.

  1. Bad Brains

    Bad Brains Banned

    Jan 7, 2004
    Detroit, michigan
    "If the bottle turns blue no baby for you. If purple yee see, thar baby no be"

    "Dental plan (Lisa needs braces) dental plan (Lisa needs braces), dental plan (lisa needs braces), dental plan (lisa needs braces)........"

    "Kids...instead of visiting the box factory today, we will be going too........the box factory............"

    "only drink to enhance your social skills...BURP!"

    "sure I am Bart, I am so Crunchy the clown...BURP"

    "here at Itchey @ Scratchy land, where nothing can possibie go wrong........Possibly go wrong, that's the first thing thats ever gone wrong...."

    I'm a huge Simpsons fan as you can tell. Blurt off some of your faviriot lines!
  2. The Reff

    The Reff

    Feb 11, 2004
    "You don't make friends with salad - You don't make friends with salad - You don't make friends with salad" :D :D :D
  3. Mankind


    Oct 20, 2003
    "3 simple words...I. Am. Gay." - Homer.
  4. fatbassjazzer


    Feb 27, 2004
    Me fail English? Thats unpossible. - Ralph Wigum
    Best Death Ever- Comic Book Guy
  5. xcental34x


    Feb 28, 2003
    Memphrica, TN
    "There isn't an emoticon to describe how I feel"-Comic Book Guy

    "Remember that time your dog at my fish and you told me I never had a fish. Why did I have the bowl, Bart? Why did I have the bowl!?"-Milhouse

    "I'll sale you my decency for $.50. Its a Bart Simpson sales event. Everything about me must go."-Bart
  6. "That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He tells me to burn things!"
    "I bent my wookie."
    "It tastes like ..... burning."

    Go Ralph.

  7. LOL


    I like the Flaming Moe episode: "Look at me Marge, I'm making people HAPPY!" etc.
  8. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Barney crawling around on the floor in the bathroom stall at Moe's Tavern:
    "Have you guys seen my toothpick?!"
    I love that whole Be Sharps episode.

    Anyone remember the very tall man in the little car?
    "Hey, everybody! Look at this, it's that boy who laughs at everyone. Let's laugh at him!"
    That one always stuck with me.

    Pretty much anything that Ralph Wiggum says.

    "The Shinning" Treehouse of Horror episode was way classic. When Homer is parodying Nicholson's "Here's Johnny" line...breaking through the door with an axe:
    "Heeeer's Johnny!" (the room is empty) "Doh!"
    Then he chops through another door:
    "Daaaaavid Letterman!" (Grampa's in the room and says "Hi, David. I'm Grampa!") "Doh!"
    Chops through a third door and this time he's holding a ticking watch in his hand:
    "I'm Mike Wallace, I'm Morley Safer, and I'm Ed Bradley. All this and Andy Rooney tonight on 60 Minutes!"

    brad cook
  9. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Best Simpson quote:

    "My band started playing the wrong song and I didn't know what to do so I did a hoedown."

    brad cook
  10. "This elevator only goes down. And someone made an AWFUL mess down there!"
  11. Marge: C'mon, Homer, Japan will be fun. You liked "Rashomon."
    Homer: That's not how I remember it.
  12. Figjam


    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    'Inflammable means flammable! Darn this crazy country!'
  13. Mobay45

    Mobay45 The artist formerly known as "Big Daddy"

    Apr 28, 2004
    Irving, TX
    I think the most repeated Simpson's quote is "Doh".

    Next would probably be "Beeeeeerrr" and Dooonuuttt".
  14. I-Love-Ratm


    Feb 24, 2003
    "My cats breath smells like cat food"-Ralph
    "I am so smart, I am so smart S M R T I mean S M A R T"Homer
  15. I belive that is the correct quote.
  16. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    "Hi Super nintendo chalmers!"
  17. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
  18. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    incorrect. He ated the purple berry, and it tasted like burning.

    "(excited ralph)I ated the purple berry!... (sad ralph)It tastes like burning"

    Perhaps they reused the joke with a booger, but..not that I know of.
  19. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001

    Purple berry? I think maybe you're wrong too. I thought it was a "Tomacco" that had "tasted like burning".