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The Billie-Ray Show!!!

Discussion in 'Rocket Music' started by Gard, May 20, 2010.


  1. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    At the suggestion of Greg, this here thread is the sole property of the Billie-Ray Show:

    Billie, Ray, take it away...


    :D













    (Seriously, this is now the home of all stupidity and insanity on the Roscoe Forum, just keep it between the ditches [i.e. forum rules] kids! ;) )
     
  2. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    I'd take offense, only for, you know, the truth.....:meh:
     
  3. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    Ya'll are bums, by the way, born bums and ya'll will die bums.




    Bums I tells ya.....
     
  4. LilRay

    LilRay Commercial User

    Dec 27, 2007
    Between my Roscoe and Leather
    Owner: Cockeyed Cow Custom Leathercraft
    Come one come all to a land known as the Irish Backwoods ;)

    Where poo is flung whilst songs are sung

    And Irishmen play Roscoes while drying the deepest barrels

    Come one come all we both will Herold

    Where the one on all four always scores with all the finest lasses

    Join right in let's have some fun

    Let's ride and go stack asses!

    :D

    God Bless, Ray
     
  5. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    I'll give your poem one thing..... its accurate. :ninja:
     
  6. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ...Greg, this is already beginning to turn out to be a genius idea...

    :D
     
  7. LilRay

    LilRay Commercial User

    Dec 27, 2007
    Between my Roscoe and Leather
    Owner: Cockeyed Cow Custom Leathercraft
    Short, Quick and to the point. Just like me. :D

    Just so ya know there is one lass that is both Irish AND Texan, Pat Blair;)

    So the intermingling of our cultures turns out nice sometimes, no?

    :D

    God Bless, Ray
     
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  9. Let the games begin then. It'll be a hoot to see who's sporting the angrier little raisins...
    Lots of sack for them little buggers eh???
     
  10. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    Won't catch me complainin'

    :hyper:
    I ain't sayin' nuttin' :bag:
     
  11. LilRay

    LilRay Commercial User

    Dec 27, 2007
    Between my Roscoe and Leather
    Owner: Cockeyed Cow Custom Leathercraft
    First and foremost Bill we need a set of "judgements" to begin our journey here at the Billie-Ray Show.

    Judgement #1 Roscoe makes the worlds finest Basses. You cannot disagree with this judgement at any time while visiting the Billie-Ray Show. Violators will be sent to Billie's house where you will be forced to hand over all your Roscoes. And Instead of drinking Bud Light you must chug "the good stuff" while Billie points and Laughs and all the while referring to his grandmothers ability to hold more "good stuff" than you can.

    Once you hurl at least a dozen times at Billie's house you will be promptly sent to my area of the backwoods, where the locals are proficient at makin' ya "Squeal like a Pig".
    After that's complete we'll go back to my homeland where you'll be forced into the largest sports bar in Dallas wearing nothing but New Orleans Saints attire. You'll be forced to chant "WHO DAT! The Cowboys Suck!" repeatedly until "Big Tex" has his fun with you.:eek:

    I submit this as Billie-Ray Judgement #1 Will you second Bill?

    :D

    God Bless, Ray
     
  12. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ^that was exactly the mental image I had when I set this up...


    :D
     
  13. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    So you do remember last Tuesday?



    And yes seconded, but I say let Tiny Tex at them, Big Tex's "little" brother........
     
  14. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    Why would that be punishment? It's just speaking the truth while wearing the colors of the best team in the NFL.

    :smug:


    ;)
     
  15. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    I dunno have you seen the large sports bars there, but...... lets say the guys would be very "happy to play ball......"


    I think a Saints fan would fit right in....

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    :ninja:
     
  16. LilRay

    LilRay Commercial User

    Dec 27, 2007
    Between my Roscoe and Leather
    Owner: Cockeyed Cow Custom Leathercraft
    That may well be the case in NOLA. But I don't think you'd even wanna take on "Big Tex";) A guy that's used to ropin' steer :eek:

    You're a pretty rabid NFL fan but even I wouldn't do that ;)

    :D

    God Bless, Ray
     
  17. RocketMusic

    RocketMusic Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 31, 2007
    Blacksburg, VA
    Owner, Rocket Music
    Wow... the resemblance to Gard is uncanny... this must be promo pak material from his hair metal days... I'll say one thing: the boy's got spirit!
     
  18. LilRay

    LilRay Commercial User

    Dec 27, 2007
    Between my Roscoe and Leather
    Owner: Cockeyed Cow Custom Leathercraft
    One might say Hoogie Boogie spirit:bag:

    :D

    Looks to me to be from his stint as "Mop Boy" at Studio 54:eek:

    :D

    God Bless, Ray
     
  19. LilRay

    LilRay Commercial User

    Dec 27, 2007
    Between my Roscoe and Leather
    Owner: Cockeyed Cow Custom Leathercraft
    OK Guys,

    Daily topic idea; The proper procedure for "stacking asses".

    I invite our friend and creator of the term, Mr. Jerry Burdick in to offer his original concept. Otherwise it'll be left to Billie's and my interpretation and who knows where that might go. :D

    Oh and Joe, That's definately not Gard's sister :eek: Unless he's got a Mister Sister :eyebrow:

    And the proper term is GEAUX SAINTS.;)

    I gotta mod this joint right or We'll have the Billie-'bone show :D

    God Bless, Ray
     
  20. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    This one is simple.


    In VAST quantity.


    Hey, I ain't that kinda guy...... :p