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The Blond (Continued)

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by bluewine, Apr 8, 2009.

  1. bluewine

    bluewine Banned

    Sep 4, 2008
    Some people were still asking me about that chic from work.

    Here's the scenario;

    56 year old (me) TBer thinks this 32 year old blond might be interested. I'm at the point in my life where I can judge this stuff and I am not sure what's going on "Mojo" wise/I mean I feel like I'm 18, but i'm an older guy now.

    Anyway this is the last thing that happened;

    No I did not ask or take her to an open mic, that would be "lame city".

    I don't know whats going on with that chic.

    It was around 5:00 in the office today and I noticed she was futsing around in her cube, like she was waiting to see when I was leaving. I put my coat on and walked over by her and we walked out togther and "small talked" it to our cars.

    She's not bad lookin or anything like that,and she has a "smokin body". You know how that goes.

    Anyway, I'm to chicken to ask her out at this time
  2. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Boooooooooooooo. Man up! Ask out the butter face.

  3. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    dude, seriously, you're 56 years old. you have experience. she does, too (as well as I, I just turned 32 on sunday), but you have MORE. this shouldn't be hard to do.

    if you don't hit it, i will, she's my age :spit:

    :D :p
  4. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Banned

    Nov 8, 2007
    Let's not kid ourselves. Between your Benadryl addiction and your snuggie fetish, it'll be a wonder if you could even speak to this existence-pending blonde, let alone hit it. :bag:
  5. Jimmy Bones

    Jimmy Bones

    Feb 24, 2009
    Baxley, GA
    At that age, snuggling is just right. Hell, at my age too.
  6. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    i'm laughing too hard right now to even come back with a :spit: or anything. :D
  7. bluewine

    bluewine Banned

    Sep 4, 2008

    Yeah, I remember the last time I had an opportunity like this.

    I think I got off one good hump and then colapsed.:D
  8. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Holy ****! I just realized why the call them that!:eek:
  9. L-A


    Jul 17, 2008
    I think what's missing is you giving her a hope, then breaking it. Girls want what they can't have.

    Works for me.
  10. bongomania

    bongomania Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    Man, I hate it when that happens. (if joke = fail, then Google image search) :p
  11. Deluge Of Sound

    Deluge Of Sound Banned

    Nov 8, 2007

  12. Petebass


    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    WWWHHHOAAAAA! Stop right there. You work together? Forget it! Unless of course you're happy to lose / leave your job if things go bad.......
  13. I still love that term...."Butter face".

  14. TallLankyBastyd


    Jan 31, 2007
    This is most definitely a rustynuts kind of thread.

    Carry on...
  15. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO

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