I coach little league girl softball, minors (8-10 years old) and tonight we started against one of the best team. On top of that my starting pitcher gets stage fright and throws the ball everywhere but in the strike zone. Awful game, trying to cheer them up, I can see their faces as we're getting trounced (final score: 15-1 and that's because there is a 5-run limit per inning and only 3 innings could fit). I love the girls on my team but unfortunately I could not pick a good team as I have twins I wanted on the team, and they're not too good, and my assistant coach wanted his daughter and his niece on the team, and they're not good either... To add insult to the injury, my cellphone rings in the middle of the game. It was my wife freaking out, because every parent around her were calling the coach an idiot. Oh, the fun.