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THe Doors

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by pc2184034979, Nov 2, 2018.


  1. pc2184034979

    pc2184034979 Guest

    Oct 26, 2018
    I went into HMV the other day and I asked the assistant "What have you got by the doors?" He said a fire blanket and 2 buckets of sand.
     
  2. DirtDog

    DirtDog

    Jun 7, 2002
    The Deep North
    Two+drums+and+a+cymbal+fall+off+a+cliff+_efe83755954294e8ef6130772ba9fcec.
     
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  3. DirtDog

    DirtDog

    Jun 7, 2002
    The Deep North
    A bassist told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.

    I replied, “Is that a fret?”
     
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  4. blastoff99

    blastoff99 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 17, 2011
    SW WA, USA
    Dude, seriously. Good, bad, or otherwise, these jokes don't each deserve their own threads. You could make a Phil's Jokes thread, and keep them all in one handy place. Just saying.
     
  5. pc2184034979

    pc2184034979 Guest

    Oct 26, 2018
    I decided I am going to hit jokes on the head, they must be territorial as in the U.K. (Home of humour) they are considered funny.
    There is no point if nobody wants them
     
  6. pc2184034979

    pc2184034979 Guest

    Oct 26, 2018
    Or are you just board (poetic license)
     
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  7. Badwater

    Badwater

    Jan 12, 2017
    Never heard of that Doors album, must go out and find it.
     
  8. pc2184034979

    pc2184034979 Guest

    Oct 26, 2018
    It was "HOT" property once, but when it was put out, it sizzled to a stop.
     
  9. fingerguy

    fingerguy

    Aug 2, 2016
    CT
    QuarterlyChubbyAfricanparadiseflycatcher-small.
     
  10. slobake

    slobake resident ... something Supporting Member

    Don't like door knockers. I mean why are they alway slamming doors?
     

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