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The Drink-o-meter

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Joe Turski, Nov 5, 2003.


  1. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    For those of age, see how much you money you have spent through the years of drinking?

    Take the TEST here!

    :D
     
  2. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    It takes your avarage drinking over the years.
    I just thought it was funny! :)
     
  3. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
    $86013.20

    Hell, I spent that the last time I went out on the road! :D
     
  4. Number of drinks: 22016.28

    Amount spent: 105678.10 $

    :eek: I demand a recount!!!
     
  5. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    that thing called me Homer Simpson!


    I need a beer.... :D
     
  6. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Just under 300 grand.

    The Native Icelanders would be proud of me.

    Joe, you been hanging with too many truck drivin' wimmin ....
     
  7. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    When you're a badass like me, people buy you drinks.
     
  8. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m

    Whatta ya mean? one is for you! take your pick!!:D
     
  9. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Bud, I guess we been sent hogggin ...

    I'll take the left shank on the right hogg, well done, with BBQ Texas style...

    Bud wants his marinated in beer, sauteed and lightly finished with a champagne cream sauce with truffles ... avec le bernaise.

    sooooo eeeeee

    wake me up before I sober up...

    -----

    Jazzbeaux - :D !!
     
  10. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m

    Hey eat them how you would like. :eek:
    It's one meal I'll pass on thank you! :p
     
  11. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    No way you're staying home from the feast, the host must partake too, there, Hannibal!
     
  12. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    Can we cook up your avatar? I'll be there then! :D
     
  13. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Yes, and new one tonight ...
    My motto, change is good!
     
  14. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    Alright I'll find the perfect woman for ya! :ninja:
     
  15. Dammit Joe, what have I done to deserve this?

    PLEASE GOD, NOOOOOO!!!







    :D
     
  16. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Hey thanks for PM'ing me that girls address!
    :mad: :spit: :D
     
  17. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    They won't stop calling me!! They keep telling me how much they want the both of you!

    Please come and pick up your dates!! :spit: :D
     
  18. NOOOOOOO!!!

    *runs away and hides*
     
  19. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    The fairy tale about the Frog Prince[ss]
    comes to mind.

    That's what they look like after that
    drinkometer is on 10 !

    ;)
     
  20. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
    m
    Beer goggles are very dangerous! I've never had them, If a woman is ugly, no beer can change that. ;)