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the drummer sets up for the audition with this ...and you say?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Bass V, May 13, 2019 at 9:56 PM.


  1. Bass V

    Bass V

    Dec 11, 2008
    Honolulu, Hawaii
    lol
    upload_2019-5-13_16-56-28.
     
    EMoneySC2, Winoman, bdplaid and 17 others like this.
  2. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    Connecticut
    "So, what are you compensating for?"
     
    RSBBass, retslock, TinIndian and 37 others like this.
  3. "I think I'm having a flashback!"
     
    Ellery and Joe Nerve like this.
  4. kesslari

    kesslari Groovin' with the Big Dogs Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2007
    Santa Cruz Mtns, California
    Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones
    I'd call my dog and teach him to run through it.
     
  5. abarson

    abarson

    Nov 6, 2003
    Santa Cruz
    "That won't fit on the stages we play on".
     
    pablomago, Winoman, jerry and 7 others like this.
  6. FunkHead

    FunkHead Supporting Member

    Mar 10, 2007
    “That’s the worlds biggest kaleidoscope”
     
    Winoman, Broke, soulstew and 5 others like this.
  7. AntiTreble

    AntiTreble

    Jun 24, 2012
    "Play it?!...He LIVES in it!"
     
  8. It's all about the bass, the bass......
     
    EatS1stBassist and soulstew like this.
  9. BassCliff

    BassCliff

    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.
    Hi,

    maxwell-smart.
    "That's the second biggest kick drum I've ever seen."

    big-bass-drum.

    Thank you for your indulgence,

    BassCliff
     
  10. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Looking for this perhaps?
    48226DA4-CDBB-459C-8C9A-D4DB77464FA7.
     
    TheAndinator, Winoman, nnnnnn and 9 others like this.
  11. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    central NY state
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    It's tubular! :cool:
     
  12. twinjet

    twinjet GE90-equipped Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Sep 23, 2008
    49
    "Sorry man, this isn't gonna work. Your toms are too small."
     
  13. PhatBasstard

    PhatBasstard Spector Dissector Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV.
    Dude, dude, dude……………...your bass drums crooked.
     
    GrooveCaptain, Andii Syckz and Mr_Moo like this.
  14. 58kites

    58kites Save a life....adopt a Pitbull

    Oct 21, 2014
    Austin Texas
    Ask him if his day job is Limousine Driver.
     
  15. seilerbird

    seilerbird

    Apr 12, 2012
    It looks long long long

     
    mikewalker and Mr_Moo like this.
  16. FronTowardEnemy

    FronTowardEnemy It is better to go unnoticed, than to suck

    Sep 19, 2006
    Plainfield Illinois
    “How’d you get that here?!?!
     
    Joebone and WI Short Scaler like this.
  17. "you do have a cowbell don't you"?
     
  18. The snare is pretty huge as well. I thought it was a tom.
     
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  19. "The thing's hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- it's full of stars!"
     
  20. Medicine Man

    Medicine Man

    Apr 10, 2015
    none
    "I thought you were gonna bring your big kit for this show?"
     

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