the drummer sets up for the audition with this ...and you say?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Bass V, May 13, 2019.

  1. Bass V

    Bass V

    Dec 11, 2008
    Honolulu, Hawaii
    EMoneySC2, Winoman, bdplaid and 17 others like this.
  2. buldog5151bass

    buldog5151bass Kibble, milkbones, and P Basses. And redheads.

    Oct 22, 2003
    "So, what are you compensating for?"
  3. "I think I'm having a flashback!"
    geeza, Ellery and Joe Nerve like this.
  4. kesslari

    kesslari Groovin' with the Fusion Cats Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Dec 21, 2007
    Santa Cruz Mtns, California
    Lark in the Morning Instructional Videos; Audix Microphones
    I'd call my dog and teach him to run through it.
  5. abarson


    Nov 6, 2003
    Santa Cruz
    "That won't fit on the stages we play on".
    pablomago, Winoman, jerry and 7 others like this.
  6. FunkHead

    FunkHead Supporting Member

    Mar 10, 2007
    “That’s the worlds biggest kaleidoscope”
    Max Bogosity, Winoman, Broke and 6 others like this.
  7. AntiTreble


    Jun 24, 2012
  8. It's all about the bass, the bass......
    EatS1stBassist and soulstew like this.
  9. BassCliff


    May 17, 2012
    So. Cal.

    "That's the second biggest kick drum I've ever seen."


    Thank you for your indulgence,

  10. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Looking for this perhaps?
    TheAndinator, Winoman, nnnnnn and 9 others like this.
  11. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    It's tubular! :cool:
  12. twinjet

    twinjet Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Sep 23, 2008
    "Sorry man, this isn't gonna work. Your toms are too small."
  13. PhatBasstard

    PhatBasstard Spector Dissector Supporting Member

    Feb 3, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV.
    Dude, dude, dude……………...your bass drums crooked.
    GrooveCaptain, Andii Syckz and Mr_Moo like this.
  14. 58kites

    58kites Save a life....adopt a Pitbull

    Oct 21, 2014
    Austin Texas
    Ask him if his day job is Limousine Driver.
  15. seilerbird


    Apr 12, 2012
    It looks long long long

    mikewalker and Mr_Moo like this.
  16. FronTowardEnemy

    FronTowardEnemy It is better to go unnoticed, than to suck Supporting Member

    Sep 19, 2006
    Chicago Illinois
    “How’d you get that here?!?!
    Joebone and WI Short Scaler like this.
  17. "you do have a cowbell don't you"?
  18. The snare is pretty huge as well. I thought it was a tom.
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  19. "The thing's hollow -- it goes on forever -- and -- oh my God! -- it's full of stars!"
  20. Medicine Man

    Medicine Man

    Apr 10, 2015
    "I thought you were gonna bring your big kit for this show?"
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