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The execution

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Don Higdon, May 3, 2002.


  1. Two musicians were on Death Row. One was a country/western singer, the other a jazz bassist.
    The Warden asked the country/western guy if he had any last request before his execution. He replied "I'd like to hear 3 choruses of 'Achey-Breaky Heart'." The Warden said "We can do that."
    He turned and asked the jazz guy "And do you have any requests?" The jazz guy answered "Yeah. Kill me first."
     
  2. :D
     
  3. bassboy7

    bassboy7

    Jun 21, 2004
    Chicago
    ^_^
     
  4. godoze

    godoze

    Oct 21, 2002
    "don't tell ma heart, ma achey breaky heart "

    Reminds me of the FarSide cartoon entitled "Charlie Parker in Hell" which pictured Bird in the flames of hell stuck listening to NewAge music for eternity !
     
  5. Q: What happens if you play country music backwards?

    A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.



    Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?

    A: New Age music…



    - Wil
     
  6. dave_clark69

    dave_clark69 Guest

    Jan 17, 2003
    Q. Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park are on a boat sinking in the ocean. Who gets saved?

    A. The music industry ofcourse
    :p