Two musicians were on Death Row. One was a country/western singer, the other a jazz bassist. The Warden asked the country/western guy if he had any last request before his execution. He replied "I'd like to hear 3 choruses of 'Achey-Breaky Heart'." The Warden said "We can do that." He turned and asked the jazz guy "And do you have any requests?" The jazz guy answered "Yeah. Kill me first."