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The Exorcism of the Ox

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by McHaven, Sep 25, 2005.


  1. McHaven

    McHaven

    Mar 1, 2005
    While speaking to our good friend, The Ox he committed an act that could only be the result of Satanic possession.

    He had commented that he wished he could have a Rickenbacker neck on a P-bass body. As well all know, Rickenbacker-Fender association is strictly prohibitted by Article 4, Paragraph 18 of the Geneva Convention also known as the Bass Clause.

    What kind of sick monster would think he could just add the pure luxury of a Rickenbacker onto a common workhorse like he P-bass? Clearly he is possessed by something evil and it would be best if we all promptly beat him about the head.

    Furthermore, we should attach a badge to his chest with the letter H emblazoned upon it. H for Heathenism. Then all within the community could see his shame.



    Note: I'm not being a bass-nazi head. In fact, he wanted me to post this. And I've been reading Puritan Literature for English.
     
  2. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Why not just add a P pickup to a Ric?
     
  3. If I put a ric pickup in a squire will it sound like a ric? ;)
     
  4. McHaven

    McHaven

    Mar 1, 2005
    Blashphemy! :p
     
  5. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Would that make a Ric a two-trick pony?
     
  6. Steve Azola is pictured in American Basses(Jim Roberts)holding a Ric-necked, Fender(Jazz, IIRC)-bodied 'Fenderbacker'. Do you think he is also posessed? :eek:
     
  7. JimmyM

    JimmyM Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    I would want to do it just to drive John Hall even more insane than he is. Rics aren't bad basses (I hate them but I can see why people like them), but John Hall's totalitarian nature over Rics borders on the insane.
     
  8. Mudfuzz

    Mudfuzz

    Apr 3, 2004
    WA...
    Sounds like turning a draft horse into a pink pony to me ;)
     
  9. Rics are neck through...
     
  10. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    That aint gonna stop us... chainsaws have been invented, yknow. :eek:

    :D
     
  11. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    Please, people:

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    Think of the Children.


    Don't luthier stoned.
     

  12. That looks totally badass.......
     
  13. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central

    I think it looks like an abomination. But you're free to try to make one.
     
  14. The 0x

    The 0x

    Aug 24, 2003
    Timonium, MD
    Heheh, I just like the way Ric necks feel, how thin yet chunky they are. P-bass necks rock too, but sometimes I wish mine had a Ric-like neck.
     
  15. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    Dear God in Heaven please smite the abomination that is a Fenderbacker.
     
  16. Looks like a RickenBroken.
     
  17. popinfresh

    popinfresh

    Dec 23, 2004
    Melbourne, Aus
    123 :p
     
  18. :confused: ;)
     
  19. buzzbass

    buzzbass Shoo Shoo Retarded Flu !

    Apr 23, 2003
    NJ
    that would make the bass a PRic, no bueno :D
     
  20. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin Bitten by the luthiery bug...

    Oct 8, 2001
    Budapest, Hungary, EU
    :D :D :D that was a good one