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The greatest question of my 21 year existence.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Kwesi, Dec 8, 2012.

  1. What is the purpose of a screen door? Other than making it more difficult for people I like to enter my house and people I dislike to leave, does it serve some kind of purpose?
  2. Keeps the bugs out.
  3. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid I don't play bass SUSPENDED

    Apr 10, 2009
    Leaving your actual door open to get the outside air without the bugs... Like the screen in the windows basically.
  4. jmattbassplaya

    jmattbassplaya Supporting Member

    Jan 13, 2008
    Tampa, FL.
    Not sure if serious?
  5. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Have you been drinking/smoking Kwesi?

  6. Cabazon


    Jan 20, 2009
    There is no purpose for screen doors. Do not let anybody tell you otherwise.
  7. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid I don't play bass SUSPENDED

    Apr 10, 2009
  8. pacojas

    pacojas "FYYA BUN"

    Oct 11, 2009
    my screen door traps dirt and dust. and, for some reason the flys still get in!:confused:
  9. HaMMerHeD


    May 20, 2005
    Norman, OK, USA
    It's a filter...to keep the government's mind control rays out.
  10. Kwesi, I am loving the LSP picture. Adventure Time rocks!

    On topic, probably to help people have some level of privacy? I dunno.
  11. Johnny Crab

    Johnny Crab ACME,QSC,Fame/Hondo/Greco user & BOSE Abuser Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 11, 2004
    South Texas
    In case of a massive flood, it will serve to trap gold nuggets for you to use in the post apocalypse world of the future!
  12. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
  13. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    He's probably at 7-11 buying Doritos.

  14. I agree with Kwesi. Screen doors are an irritation.

    Those of you who say that they keep the bugs out are using your exterior doors improperly. The function of an exterior door is to allow entry and exit from a building. Ventilation is afforded by windows. And no, I'm not kidding. This is one of those things that hits my OCD side. I can't stand it when someone leaves a door open. :hyper:

    Why u no open a window!?:bag:
  15. Ziltoid

    Ziltoid I don't play bass SUSPENDED

    Apr 10, 2009
    And Cheetos, both of regular and crunchy, and skittles, and reeses, and mars bars and salsa, mhmmm salllssaaaaaa OH let's stop at Tacobelll on the way back... Man dude, skittles are awesome.
  16. MrLenny1


    Jan 17, 2009
    What else have you not learned in 21 years?
  17. FilterFunk

    FilterFunk Everything is on the ONE! Supporting Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    The screen door for my back door is situated so that it lets in much more cool air than windows alone. Sacramento summer mornings can be very cool, and I can get the house temp down to the mid-60s in the early morning, even in July-August. Saves a lot on the energy bill!
  18. So dogs can look outside and annoyingly bark at people walking on the sidewalk.
  19. tastybasslines

    tastybasslines Banned

    May 9, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA
  20. Caca de Kick

    Caca de Kick Supporting Member

    Nov 18, 2002
    Seattle / Tacoma
    I grew up in Cal on the coast, and it doesn't get as muggy as other parts of the country. Believe me when I say in the middle of the summer time and high humidity, for those unfortunate us who can't afford air conditioning, the windows alone are not enough to cool a house down.
    I also live by a greenbelt, and get all kinds of critters cruising by the house in the evening when we like having the door open. My singer has had racoons wander into his house.