The Human Body is an enigma...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by VitalSigns, Apr 22, 2012.

  1. VitalSigns


    May 8, 2011
    Central NY
    The human body is strange.

    So I woke up this morning with a killer stomach ache. I figured I must've just been really hungry. I went down stairs and had my self a delicious blueberry muffin from The Bakery. I noticed that this stomach ache wasint just a result of me being hungry, when I started to shake and felt weak. So after I finish eating I sat down and browsed TB mobile for about 20 minutes. I said to myself "Well, I guess it's time to go try and throw up."
    And I did. It didn't want to come out, but man, I wouldn't leave that bathroom til something happened. Well after that I went back to bed and proceded to get up and go back to the bathroom at least 3 times. Each with no.. uhh.. "results."

    So after eating a whopping 4 saltine crackers, and a few sips of Ginger Ale, I took a 30 minute nap and now I feel so much better.

    However, typing this up kinda gave me a headache :smug:

    The Human body sure is strange ain't it?
  2. BassyBill

    BassyBill Still here Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    At times, it doesn't seem very intelligently designed. :)
  3. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    It isn't the body that is strange, it's how people treat their copy.

  4. Indeed. Especially the shoulder joint. Extremely inefficient design. :)
  5. VitalSigns


    May 8, 2011
    Central NY
  6. Geroi Asfalta

    Geroi Asfalta

    Aug 23, 2011
    Horribly inefficient. Right arm can't go back if it's all the way out ot it will dislocate. My left shoulder likes to dislocate itself at random.
  7. Ouch! A buddy of mine has this problem too. He didn't even know it was dislocated at first. He's so used to pain from "suicide migraines" that he just popped it in and out in front of the doc, who was horrified. He recently got an op and as far as I know everything's ok at the minute. Scary stuff though :)
  8. MEKer

    MEKer Supporting member

    May 30, 2006
    Maybe the OP had gas. Normally it can be entertaining, but with pain it IS a pain.
  9. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Inactive

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    Isn't that Lobby talk? ;)
  10. PSPookie


    Aug 13, 2006
    Albuquerque, NM
    Panic attack, maybe? I've had similar experiences and although I didn't feel nervous or anxious per se, my body was telling me a different story.
  11. VitalSigns


    May 8, 2011
    Central NY
    I'm not sure. I'd just woke up on a Sunday so I should have been pretty relaxed.

    What amazes me is that I had this horrible pain, that went away after a half hour nap.
  12. bjabass


    Jan 10, 2011
    Mountain South
    Make a better one....:eyebrow:
  13. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    Were you drinking on Saturday night? Did you eat anything not too long before bed?
  14. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Fascinating story. So let me get this straight, because I want to make sure I understand this correctly. You woke up with a tummy ache. Ate something. Tried throwing up. Still had a tummy ache. Took a nappy and it went away?!?!?! That's amazing. You should totally start a thread about it. Oh wait.....
  15. PSPookie


    Aug 13, 2006
    Albuquerque, NM
    Who took the jam out of your donut?
  16. Southpaw5


    Jul 18, 2009
  17. pacojas

    pacojas "FYYA BUN"

    Oct 11, 2009
    it's not the human body that concerns me.

    it's the human mind/brain!:(

    the body is efficient enough as a vehicle, but we could all stand an intelligence boost. and please don't get me started on our emotional deficiencies!!! grrrr
  18. VitalSigns


    May 8, 2011
    Central NY
    Easy there slugger...

    For the record this was an horrible stomach ache. Like, it hurt to walk. And I did throw up... Alot.
  19. NateS


    Sep 22, 2009
    Richmond, VA, USA
    Cool story bro.

    Tell it at parties?
  20. MatticusMania

    MatticusMania LANA! HE REMEMBERS ME!

    Sep 10, 2008
    Pomona, SoCal
    The Human Body is much less an enigma than is the soul...