The Jazz Rooster

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by ctxbass, Mar 7, 2010.


  1. ctxbass

    ctxbass Supporting Member

    Nov 6, 2003
    Central Texas
    An old rooster, getting ready to retire from his gig
    on the farm, invites some up-and-coming young
    roosters to audition for the choice gig.

    The first young rooster shows up, and scats Dizzy's
    Groovin' High solo. Nothing happens. The sun
    doesn't rise. No dogs bark. The next young rooster
    steps up, and does Bird's solo on Night In Tunisia,
    and still nothing happens. A third, quite pompous
    rooster comes up, and scats Trane's Giant Steps solo.
    Nothing. No rising sun. No barking dogs.

    Finally, the old rooster says, "Why you sad-as....", clears
    his throat, gives a little cough, and cries out, "COCK A
    DOODLE DO...COCK A DOODLE DO!" The sun rises!
    Dogs start barking! The farmer wakes up! The old rooster
    looks at the younger ones, and shouts...

    "I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU SAD MOTHER#%&@*+S FOR
    YEARS! THE STANDARDS!! YA GOTTA LEARN THE
    STANDARDS FIRST!!!"
     
  2. Ahah, I dig this
     
  3. MR PC

    MR PC Inactive

    Dec 1, 2007
    I'll echo that.:D
     
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