The last thing a bassist would say ??

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by bassbrother666, Jul 17, 2013.

  1. bassbrother666


    Feb 13, 2013
    to me : oh my god playing the guitar parts is soooooo cool
    GO AHEAD and say your opinions :D
  2. iiipopes

    iiipopes Supporting Member

    May 4, 2009
    The last thing a bassist should say:
    "When do I get a solo?"
  3. fenderbassman40


    Apr 7, 2011
    Should I swap out my 15 inch cab for a 2-10?
  4. I can't rehearse tonight, I have two insatiable groupies over here right now...

  5. joebar


    Jan 10, 2010
    (said to drummer)-
    hey, don't worry about the tempo; drunk people will dance to anything;)
  6. Oh, I'm turned up to loud? Just let me turn down a little for you.
  7. somegeezer


    Oct 1, 2009
    Quite right. I'm sure they can wait. :D
  8. verycoolname


    Jan 28, 2013
    "I play bass because it's easier than guitar."
  9. edpal

    edpal Inactive

    Oct 3, 2007
    "Someone stole two of my strings!"
  10. This....


    (to another bassist) "I'm told that I'm better than you...." Ugh...
  11. tomnomnom91


    Dec 23, 2012
    "I can't hear the guitars."
  12. "I understand that my position in the group is less prominent, if not THE LEAST prominent, and will adjust my attitude accordingly."
  13. "I don't play bass."
  14. f64


    Oct 31, 2009
    Naples, FL
    Can you give me a "B".
  15. bluesblaster


    Jan 2, 2008
    I wish I could do those dive bombs just like eddie van halen
  16. GlennW

    GlennW Inactive

    Sep 6, 2006
    So many groupies, so little time.
  17. eddododo

    eddododo Supporting Member

    Apr 7, 2010
    'nah i d rather follow your left hand'
  18. Dr Improbable

    Dr Improbable

    Apr 15, 2013
    The guitar player needs more pedals.
  19. a jazz pianist. Been there, done that ;)
  20. No thanks, I don't even like beer!