The last thing a bassist would say ??

The last thing a bassist should say:
"When do I get a solo?"

 

Should I swap out my 15 inch cab for a 2-10?

 

I can't rehearse tonight, I have two insatiable groupies over here right now...

 

(said to drummer)-
hey, don't worry about the tempo; drunk people will dance to anything

 

Oh, I'm turned up to loud? Just let me turn down a little for you.

 

Quite right. I'm sure they can wait.

 

"I play bass because it's easier than guitar."

 

"Someone stole two of my strings!"

 

This....

And.....

(to another bassist) "I'm told that I'm better than you...." Ugh...

 

"I can't hear the guitars."

 

"I understand that my position in the group is less prominent, if not THE LEAST prominent, and will adjust my attitude accordingly."

 

"I don't play bass."

 

Can you give me a "B".

 

I wish I could do those dive bombs just like eddie van halen

 

So many groupies, so little time.

 

'nah i d rather follow your left hand'

 

The guitar player needs more pedals.

 

....to a jazz pianist. Been there, done that

 

No thanks, I don't even like beer!