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The legend of Ron Mexico

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Planet Boulder, Apr 21, 2005.

  1. Planet Boulder

    Planet Boulder Hey, this is a private residence...man

    Nov 10, 2001
    6,482 feet above sea level
    I once had impure thoughts. Oh, and I pluck my ear hair.
    I did a search and couldn't find any mention of this absurdity anywhere, so what the hell. It's not "news" if you already know about it, but there may be some here who haven't heard.

    For those of you who don't know, the NFL's Michael Vick was hit with a lawsuit by a woman who claimed that he transmitted herpes to her. According to the suit, he told her his name was "Ron Mexico", thus setting off a wave of parody and hilarity. So much so that the NFL had to add the word "Mexico" to its banned merchandise naming convention list because so many people were ordering customized Falcons jerseys with the number 7 and the name "Mexico" across the back.

    Now you can generate your very own Ron Mexico-inspired alias using the Ron Mexico Name generator . Feel free to post yours here.

    For reference, mine is "Sonny Christmas Island".
  2. Selta


    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Alexander Guatemala. What fun.

  3. Johnny Croatia, baby.
  4. Yeah! I'm Rock Andorra :bassist:
  5. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    derek el salvador.


    is that story with michael vick true?
  6. BigJH


    Jan 20, 2001
    Cincinnati, Ohio
    Maximillian Greece.

    I think that says it all.
  7. Ricky South Korea
  8. tifa

    tifa Padawan Bassist

    Mar 8, 2005
    Blackburn, UK
    Tawny Sweden.

    Sounds like a p0rn star to me :D
  9. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Jeremy Herzegovina.

    I don't think I'd pick up any women with that name.

    Ron Mexico, for whatever reason I can't help but lmao when I think about it.

    Even better, my whole name comes out to Marcus Vatican. :p
  10. burk48237

    burk48237 Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2004
    Oak Park, MI
    Somehow "Ricardo Nahru" just dosen't role off the tounge that great, so if I'm gonna get a paternity suit I think I'll go for BRAD TEXAS :D
  11. Eric Grossman

    Eric Grossman

    Nov 3, 2004
    St. Louis
    Endorsing Artist: Hipshot Products and SIT Strings
    Eric Grossman, but my friends call me Little Jon El Salvador. I think I like it.
  12. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA
    Heh....David Lee Spain :bassist:

    Does this mean I have to do a really bad comb-over? :eyebrow:
  13. Blackbird

    Blackbird Moderator Supporting Member

    Mar 18, 2000
    John Mullet Newfoundland, I kid you not.

    Now where's my Conklin?
  14. bassmonkeee

    bassmonkeee Supporting Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Decatur, GA

  15. Jean-Claude Antarctica!
  16. Erlendur Már

    Erlendur Már

    May 24, 2000
    Erlendur Már Antonsson: Jeremy Ireland
  17. PunkerTrav


    Jul 18, 2001
    Canada & USA
    Marcus Niger.

  18. Holmes New Zealand
  19. vegaas


    Nov 6, 2001
    Mine is Bruno Nepal.
    The funny thing is, I already use a Ron Mexico type of name.
    Long story short. Had telemarketing job in college, had to come up with a name. I watched "Taxi" the night before, Latka developed an alternate personality name of Vic Ferrari. I thought it was really funny, so I came up of one of my own. Mitch Vegaas. I would tell the customers my name, and to make it sound somewhat legit, I would tell them there are two "A's" in the name, not one like the city.
    Got a great reaction from my co-workers and have used it as my alter-ego ever since. Hence my user name here at TB. If you're curious, my real name is Dale.
  20. AlexK


    Apr 10, 2001
    Actually, he used that name when he was seeking out herpes testing and treatment, not to pick up women. I don't think he'd have to use an alias to pick up women at that point, he was already pretty famous.

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