I did a search and couldn't find any mention of this absurdity anywhere, so what the hell. It's not "news" if you already know about it, but there may be some here who haven't heard. For those of you who don't know, the NFL's Michael Vick was hit with a lawsuit by a woman who claimed that he transmitted herpes to her. According to the suit, he told her his name was "Ron Mexico", thus setting off a wave of parody and hilarity. So much so that the NFL had to add the word "Mexico" to its banned merchandise naming convention list because so many people were ordering customized Falcons jerseys with the number 7 and the name "Mexico" across the back. Now you can generate your very own Ron Mexico-inspired alias using the Ron Mexico Name generator . Feel free to post yours here. For reference, mine is "Sonny Christmas Island".