The Matrix: Rejected

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jrthebassguy, Nov 25, 2003.

  1. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    oh, so THAT'S why I'm not supposed to like the movie.

    damn, guess I was wrong for liking it.

  2. at first glance that thing was pretty humourous, but then it just got stupid:

    :rolleyes: X a bajillion

    the author of this needs to be beat with stick made of metal.
  3. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA

    Oh wait, wait I'm sorry, in fact, it's not funny at all.

    I mean, it's just kinda retarded, even if you hate the matrix it's just stupid. Not good humor at all. Someone needs to stick to writing Laffy Taffy jokes.

    And by someone I mean that guy......
  4. Justin V

    Justin V

    Dec 27, 2000
    Alameda, CA
    That's officially the most retarded thing I've seen today, maybe this week. And I don't even really like the Matrix sequels, though the first one is awesome.
  5. ...I think this was intended to be satirical.
  6. wulf


    Apr 11, 2002
    Oxford, UK
    I think a few of the points managed satirical but most didn't manage to rise that high...

  7. Look at #11.

    Can you say BAD MATH?
  8. PollyBass

    PollyBass ******

    Jun 25, 2001
    Shreveport, LA
    Yes, I think we know, it's just so poorly done that it's not even funny.
  9. !Award!

    Most appropriately named website!

    It's things like these that prevent me from getting my work done.
  10. mark beem

    mark beem Gold Supporting Member

    Jul 20, 2001
    New Hope, Alabama
    Why can no one seem to simply watch a movie and be entertained anymore?? Why the need to (1) take things so literally and (2) nitpick it to death??

    C'mon people!! It's FANTASY!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. canopener


    Sep 15, 2003
    Isle of Lucy
    Probably for the same reason why many can't listen to some modern top 40 music and be entertained...
  12. for the record I didn't take it too seriously either, though he does make some funny points imo.
  13. mark beem

    mark beem Gold Supporting Member

    Jul 20, 2001
    New Hope, Alabama
    Mmmmm.. no I don't agree with that..

    I've never seen an instance where someone has taken a Brittney Spears song and tied any social, spiritual, economical, ethnic, or religious significance to it..

    With movies, it's almost like people are either trying to find meaning in their lives from it, or they're there with their notepads and pencils taking note of every minute discrepancy.

    I'm sure that the guy's list was meant to be taken humorously, but there are those out there who are that ... "obsessive" (?).
  14. Killdar


    Dec 16, 2002
    Portland Maine
    kinda funny, very stupid.