The Mediocre Bassist Club

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Adam Bomb, Apr 22, 2015.


  1. When we meet up for that beer, I will demonstrate. :D
     
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  2. Warm salutations 1109ers!
    Have been tied up with 8 consecutive ~14 hour days at the hospital- we had a new computer system roll-out (Epic).

    I volunteered to assist as a "Super user"
    The parent company gave us all tee-shirts to wear so we could be identified- Everyone in my 60-person department knows who I am and they don't need to see me in a Tee...:D

    Despite my 32+ hours of training, upon Go live day I felt far less than super so the label below was attached to my name badge for past week. Polish_20210610_014814394.jpg
     
  3. Volker Kirstein

    Volker Kirstein Blippy the Wonder Slug Supporting Member

    Good morning everyone. Coffee is on.

    Blä.

    Stay fresh, cheese bags!
     
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  4. We meet again as you rise and I retire for the night. Worked til 0100 EST. Light snack of a few slices of smoked provologne and smoked gouda. I identify as a true cheese bag:cool:
     
  5. Good Morning Everyone! Friday Eve! At work coffee in hand. Been almost 48 hours since last rainfall. Now we are settling into our normal June weather pattern. Temperatures, and humidity levels are about the same, in the 90s. Will soon be hearing such conversational gems as: "It's not the heat, it's the humidity" and "Hot enough for ya?"
    Yeah, I always look forward to that. :banghead:


    @DrMole, I'm wondering who the marketing genius was behind the idea, of having someone at a hospital, wear anything that says "super user?" Just sayin'...

    Not sure I want to hear a Siamang impression, but if put to a good back beat, it may not be too bad.:whistle:

    Hope everyone has a great day!!
     
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  6. Morrighan

    Morrighan La Contessa Supporting Member

    Oct 22, 2015
    Isle of Everywhere
    Happy Good Morning

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  7. Oh come on! You only have 997 to go!:D
     
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  8. dadglasser

    dadglasser

    Oct 11, 2009
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  9. Volker Kirstein

    Volker Kirstein Blippy the Wonder Slug Supporting Member

     
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  10. Morrighan

    Morrighan La Contessa Supporting Member

    Oct 22, 2015
    Isle of Everywhere
    It is actually very much like this
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    at my school of 146 students. And everybody, without exception, takes their turn working in the kitchen for a year. The dishwasher's alarm is piercing enough to be heard through the clatter. One of the kids imitates the beep as she drops off her dinner tray. Sure enough someone puts more soap in the dishwasher. Hilarity ensues.
     
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  11. mikeoso

    mikeoso Acoustic Curmudgeon

    Feb 14, 2014
    eastern Iowa
    We got up this morning and discovered this...a serviceberry tree, 12-15 tall, with just about every branch snapped off at the trunk, about 8 feet up. We suspect raccoons.
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  12. Morrighan

    Morrighan La Contessa Supporting Member

    Oct 22, 2015
    Isle of Everywhere
    reasonable guess, sad to see.
     
  13. Greywoulf

    Greywoulf Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2000
    Freehold, NJ. USA
    Got some friggin heavy birds there, eh wot?
    -I'll bet it musta been that stupid beepin parrot!
     
  14. Greywoulf

    Greywoulf Supporting Member

    Sep 15, 2000
    Freehold, NJ. USA
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  15. mikeoso

    mikeoso Acoustic Curmudgeon

    Feb 14, 2014
    eastern Iowa
    Well, maybe...which one? 14macawn.jpg
     
  16. markwrob

    markwrob Gold Supporting Member

    Jan 7, 2016
    Boulder, Colorado
    Take em out to the tree one at a time.* Look for the ones with shifty eyes!:rollno:

    *: You'll have to sequester em after they've been to the tree, so they don't spill the beans to the others.:whistle:
     
  17. RodRy

    RodRy

    Jul 1, 2018
    Kalamazoo, MI
    I'm a stranger here myself.
    ;)
     
  18. RodRy

    RodRy

    Jul 1, 2018
    Kalamazoo, MI
    Looking forward to it!
    :laugh:
     
  19. RodRy

    RodRy

    Jul 1, 2018
    Kalamazoo, MI
    Ugh, those are yuck hours! I hope the systems work super-well and your hours are reduced to a more reasonable level.
    :sleep:
     
  20. Reg Braithwaite

    Reg Braithwaite

    Oct 21, 2018
    I’m sorry I missed this message, I was busy watching “Dodgeball" when the notification came through.

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