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The most annoying question you get . . .

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by i_got_a_mohawk, Nov 6, 2005.

  1. Everyone must have one or two questions that they get asked fairly regularly, and that are just a plain pain in the derriere, here's my two

    "Why dont you drink?" - (to which i say buzz off, why do you drink, got a good one the other day, you should drink again, you were more fun as a drunk :eyebrow: )

    "Are you gay" - (always get this from one of my mums friends who thinks im gay because i dont sleep around, which is ironic, because my mum thinks im a slut, i am neither a slut or gay tho :rollno: )

    This thread may work, or maybe its only me who gets this aggravated.
  2. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    "Are those real?"

    brad cook
  3. You mean they aren't?
  4. Figjam


    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    Is that your real hair?

    Can i touch it?
  5. I used to get that all the time when my hair had just been dyed and was spiked
  6. I get that one a lot too. Except I've never been drunk, so people don't know if I'm any better drunk:)
  7. What are those things in your ears? (I have stretched ear lobes)
  8. Supernova67


    Jun 21, 2005
    Question-So, do bass players really have bigger "instruments" than guitaists?

    Answer-Yes, in fact we do :cool:
  9. i tend to get "will you leave me alone?" a lot
  10. Why are you following me?

    Man boobs?
  11. "How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?"
  12. HamOnTheCob

    HamOnTheCob Jacob Moore Supporting Member

    Nov 21, 2004
    Cambridge, Ohio, USA
    Endorsing Artist for Warwick Basses, Mesa Engineering, Joyo Technology, Dr. J Pedals, and Levy's Leathers
    Awesome dude. :)

    In my bands Limozeen and Lazor, I get asked:

    "Aren't basses only supposed to have 4 strings?"

    "Is that a Westone?" - With a nod to the W on my headstock :rollno:

    "Why don't you get a bigger amp?" - Referring to the Eden WT400, which is only a half rack space wide... haha

    "Why do you stack your speakers like that?" - I have a pair of 210s that I stack on their sides, so the 10s are in a vertical row/line array.

    "How do you fit all that into your car???" - Until recently, I had 5 basses, a 4-space rack case, a rolling backpack, a Genz-Benz 410T-XB, and a Genz-Benz 210T-XB, all of which I managed to fit into the back seat and trunk of my Pontiac 6000.

    My personal favorite question though:

    "Are you seeing anyone?" ;)
  13. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    "Can I touch your head?"
  14. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Can you put your pants back on?
  15. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    +1 :meh:
  16. Sonorous


    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    How tall are you?

    I mean, I'm only 6'4", but everyone thinks I'm a giant. I'm too tall to be normal height, but not tall enough to be considered tall by people that actually are.
  17. JimmyM


    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    "Can you help me with my drums?"
  18. AuG


    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO
    "You play ice hockey? What's that?" :mad:
  19. I'm 5'3".

    That makes you a giant.

  20. Ray-man

    Ray-man Guest

    Sep 10, 2005
    Could you watch your head while I put you in the back of the squad?

    Do you understand these rights as I've read them to you?