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The Most Brilliant Invention Ever!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Against Will, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. Why hadn't anyone thought of this sooner?!?


    I guess it just goes to show, the greatest inventions are those sitting right under our noses.
  2. WalterBush


    Feb 27, 2005
    Yuma, Az
    Full disclosure, I'm a certified Fender technician working in a music store that carries Fender, Yamaha, and Ibanez products among others.
    Ooh, I'm ordering the Teenage model with the optional Shock System upgrade right now!!!
  3. Trevorus


    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    That is terrible. I'm glad that's just a parody. Because as a parody, that is freakin hilarous.
  4. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    I'd say the Toilet is a close second for: "The most brilliant invention ever".

    The Plunger being the 1st.
  5. I got mine today!
    If they start to act up, I just hit the cage with a stick saving them from bodily harm.

    Thanks Baby Cage!
  6. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY

    A cage for siamese twins.
  7. duke2004

    duke2004 Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 29, 2004
    Cambridge, Mass.
    "The wife. Where de cage for de wife? Must have de cage.....i like de mouth" Ali G.
  8. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    so it is a parody, right? god...im gonna have nightmares...
  9. It is a parody, just check out the 'New Products' page.
  10. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    yah i checked out the whole site, it seemed too horrible to be real but there was a faint voice in me saying "whats wrong with these people?!" so i had to ask.

    good to know
  11. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    I wish I was the guy that invented orange salt dust flavor

    cheetos, doritos et. al.
  12. jady


    Jul 21, 2006
    Modesto, CA
    Man, I sooooo hoped these were real:( My 3 year old is quickly on his way to being a 3rd world dictator :help:
  13. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Mine too. I have to keep asking him "Kaito, whose the boss?"

    I always get the "I don't LIKE you." response before he finally says "Daddy."

    Then we hug and play with the Theremin in the garage. :p

    EDIT: He's already learned how to dress me down in Japanese... I'm in so much trouble.
  14. jady


    Jul 21, 2006
    Modesto, CA
    wow, maybe we are related, sounds like the same DNA to me!!!!
  15. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    That's awful. But I do have a good picture of me in my Rottweiler's cage somewhere.