Paris gets out of jail on Monday. Please, take a minute to welcome her home and post what it is that you love about Paris. I'll start: 1) She's never killed any member of my immediate family. 2) She makes whores look like skanks and skanks look like nuns, thereby moving everybody up one level in the slut food chain. 3) She may one day provide the cure for AIDS, as she has so far proved immune. Wow! Paris should get a Nobel Prize for her contributions to mankind!