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The Official "Why I Love Paris Hilton" MEGATHREAD!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by soulgeezer, Jun 21, 2007.

  1. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    Paris gets out of jail on Monday. Please, take a minute to welcome her home and post what it is that you love about Paris.

    I'll start:

    1) She's never killed any member of my immediate family.

    2) She makes whores look like skanks and skanks look like nuns, thereby moving everybody up one level in the slut food chain.

    3) She may one day provide the cure for AIDS, as she has so far proved immune.

    Wow! Paris should get a Nobel Prize for her contributions to mankind!
  2. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    now we're talking

    i like her sex movie even tho it's a bit dull

    she says that's hot and i like it.
  3. *Set Rifle on ledge*
  4. item 3 is very funny, possible true
  5. cash87


    Jun 26, 2006
    Louisville Ky
    hmm...didnt know she was getting out...
  6. gkbass13

    gkbass13 Supporting Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    New York
    her other sex tape isnt that dull...gotta love the interweb.

    but seriously now, dabich has some legs on her.
  7. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    C'mon, people -- Get with the program! Paris isn't feeling the love!!!

    (And, that may be a first for her! :p )
  8. gkbass13

    gkbass13 Supporting Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    New York
    she always enunciates beautifully when saying the word "like".
  9. Pete C

    Pete C

    Feb 23, 2007
    New York
    Paris is the modern day Marie Antoinette. Hopefully she will have the same ending as her Versailles counterpart.
  10. middy


    Mar 14, 2007
    She's a fellow human being.
  11. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
  12. Fontaine


    Apr 27, 2006
    oh, no
  13. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    who else is going to costar in my reality tv show? :p
  14. WalterBush


    Feb 27, 2005
    Yuma, Az
    Full disclosure, I'm a certified Fender technician working in a music store that carries Fender, Yamaha, and Ibanez products among others.
    Her hair care regimen alone has probably sent more hairdresser's kids to college than the United Negro College Fund and US Pell Grant combined. I'm sure she deserves some kind of award for her contributions to education.

    Also, the vaguely slimy feel I get upon entering a Hilton lobby has saved me more money on hotel stays than I can count right now. Before Paris, I might have been tempted to shell out the dough to stay at one.
  15. Marlat


    Sep 17, 2002
    London UK
    She has the amazing ability to make people who say this:

    post at least 4 seperate threads about her in the last few months keep making more and more posts about her while complaining that:

    Yes.....that's a pretty amazing ability she has.
  16. Fontaine


    Apr 27, 2006
    those are fightin words right there.
  17. RWP


    Jul 1, 2006
    It will be interesting to see if her neighbors will be able to get her to leave the area. Poor babies, too much fun for them! :hyper:
  18. Sundogue


    Apr 26, 2001
    Wausau, WI
    I find it interesting that the same people who didn't want Paris to get any special treatment (in a positive way), want her to get special treatment (but in a negative way).

    You, (and everyone who pays attention to her) made her what she is. But that is very typical...

    Don Henley got it so right in his song "Dirty Laundry".
  19. middy


    Mar 14, 2007
  20. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    One more reason to love Paris! ;)
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