The Official "Why I Love Paris Hilton" MEGATHREAD!

now we're talking

i like her sex movie even tho it's a bit dull

she says that's hot and i like it.

 

*Set Rifle on ledge*

 

item 3 is very funny, possible true

 

hmm...didnt know she was getting out...

 

her other sex tape isnt that dull...gotta love the interweb.

but seriously now, dabich has some legs on her.

 

she always enunciates beautifully when saying the word "like".

 

Paris is the modern day Marie Antoinette. Hopefully she will have the same ending as her Versailles counterpart.

 

She's a fellow human being.

 

oh, no

 

who else is going to costar in my reality tv show?

 

Her hair care regimen alone has probably sent more hairdresser's kids to college than the United Negro College Fund and US Pell Grant combined. I'm sure she deserves some kind of award for her contributions to education.

Also, the vaguely slimy feel I get upon entering a Hilton lobby has saved me more money on hotel stays than I can count right now. Before Paris, I might have been tempted to shell out the dough to stay at one.

 

She has the amazing ability to make people who say this:

post at least 4 seperate threads about her in the last few months keep making more and more posts about her while complaining that:

Yes.....that's a pretty amazing ability she has.

 

those are fightin words right there.

 

It will be interesting to see if her neighbors will be able to get her to leave the area. Poor babies, too much fun for them!

 

I find it interesting that the same people who didn't want Paris to get any special treatment (in a positive way), want her to get special treatment (but in a negative way).

You, (and everyone who pays attention to her) made her what she is. But that is very typical...

Don Henley got it so right in his song "Dirty Laundry".

 

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