The Official "Why I Love Paris Hilton" MEGATHREAD!

Three words: Slut Food Chain.


Genius.


Why I love the Paris Hilton?

The little mints on the pillows....plus the minibar!

 

I'd like to bone her.

 

if i were her dog, i'd shoot myself in the head too.
or lick her a bunch i'm not sure which.

 

i love that her shoe collection is worth more than i spent on 4 years of college and what i will spend on the next couple as well. but she deserves it.

 

She can remove the chrome off a trailer hitch.

(internet safe version)

 

she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

also internet safe, but if it grants me a 3 day vacation from talkbass i will understand and still be proud of myself afterwards.

 

She can suck a potato through a sponge.

 

When she's wearing a skirt and the wind blows, it sounds like a jug band.