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The Official "Why I Love Paris Hilton" MEGATHREAD!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by soulgeezer, Jun 21, 2007.

  1. Chriss62


    Jul 24, 2000
    Austin, Texas
    Three words: Slut Food Chain.


    Why I love the Paris Hilton?

    The little mints on the pillows....plus the minibar!:bag:

    :ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
  2. syciprider

    syciprider Inactive

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    I'd like to bone her.
  3. soulgeezer

    soulgeezer Inactive

    Jan 29, 2007
    Northern New Jersey
    Endorsing Artist: Red Zone Effects
    People, people! Where's the love? How can you turn your back on our sweet Paris, who needs our support as she tries to reassimilate into society after her harrowing ordeal?

    Really, I mean, what's not to love?

  4. labgnat

    labgnat Inactive

    Oct 29, 2005
    outta this world
    if i were her dog, i'd shoot myself in the head too.
    or lick her a bunch i'm not sure which.
  5. gkbass13

    gkbass13 Supporting Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    New York
    i love that her shoe collection is worth more than i spent on 4 years of college and what i will spend on the next couple as well. but she deserves it.
  6. She can remove the chrome off a trailer hitch.

    (internet safe version)
  7. gkbass13

    gkbass13 Supporting Member

    Mar 29, 2006
    New York
    she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

    also internet safe, but if it grants me a 3 day vacation from talkbass i will understand and still be proud of myself afterwards.
  8. syciprider

    syciprider Inactive

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    She can suck a potato through a sponge.
  9. When she's wearing a skirt and the wind blows, it sounds like a jug band.
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