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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by PortlandBass77, Dec 1, 2015.
Thank you for the number and taking up the task!
I proudly request a number as a sign of my loyalty to the Order of the Tort. Behold the tort of a Talman.
Welcome, IamBuzzy! You are 2018.
Currently my one and only TORT-ified bass
Well, here's a few pics of my Dillion 534-004 Semi-Hollow that I bought brand new in November 2017
Bound Maple semi-hollow body
Bound F holes and a 4 ply pickguard
Bound set neck with Indian rosewood fingerboard
White Pearl dot inlays + side markers
20 Hand polished 2.7 mm Frets
Wilkinson deluxe bass gears
1 ½ inch Graphite nut width
Two volume, two tone, plus a 3 way switch
2 Dillion custom alnico pickups
D’Addario Strings ( 45 – 100 )
34 Scale length
11 inch radius
The mud bucker tone knob is push-pull for coil split and really changes the clarity of the mud bucker pup without noticeable noise
I guess this is based on a cross between the old Gibson EB-2D and the newer Midtown?
It is a little on the heavy side but it is really nice fit, finish and sound wise
May I have a Numbah Pah-leeez?
You are #2017.
Tort-afied at last, Tort-afied at last, Thank Gawd Almighty I'm Tort-afied at last!
Honestly, thank you for so quickly issuing the Numbah!
I doubled my tort! (The PJ is freshly modded.)
I report tort!
I got your Tort over here. Do we get club numbers? An FBass VF6-PJ Fretless, in Lake Placid Blue with a Tort Pickguard.
Hey, I'd like to join. Can I get a number?
That's a beauty you have there. Yes, we have club numbers, descending ones. You are now #2016. Welcome!
Yes you can! Welcome, you are now #2015.
Cool, thank you!
Someone just linked some nice tort pics, elsewhere on TB.
Thought I'd share the link here:
Many kinds of tort to be seen.
... and on many kinds of cool instruments too!
Please, accept this rather awkward portrait as legitimation of my tortness.
I actually like this photo. On my phone screen it shows beautiful, full autumnal colours. And I dig maple fingerboards!
I herewith award you the number #2014. Congrats and welcome!
Thanks! Yea, I decided to crop the photo before posting. Otherwise it would have been more of a crotch-shot - which would have been awkward and unsettling for all of us.