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The Order of the Tort

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by PortlandBass77, Dec 1, 2015.


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  1. Yea

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  1. dave64o

    dave64o Talkbass Top 10 all time lowest talent/gear ratio! Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 15, 2000
    Southern NJ
    I'm not really a cover 'n tray guy, but there's also a part of me that thinks they add a classic, classy kind of touch, especially to a vintage burst.

    Very nice! Looks just like the four-string version of my Precision V (near the bottom of the previous page in this thread).
     
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  2. Kriegs

    Kriegs Peace

    Feb 14, 2018
    MA/ RI area
    :roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
     
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  3. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    ... did i already post these pictures of my torts ?

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    2018-11-03 17.29.54.

    ... oh well ...:cool:
     
  4. Can't remember if you did.

    But if you did, I'm glad you've just posted them again so I can see them without scrolling back through the thread. :)
     
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  5. dave64o

    dave64o Talkbass Top 10 all time lowest talent/gear ratio! Gold Supporting Member

    Jun 15, 2000
    Southern NJ
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    This! :D
     
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  6. B-Mac

    B-Mac Sorting Things Out Supporting Member

    It’s here.....and by golly it’s gorgeous plus a little something different....
    Shipped from across the pond on Wednesday and at my door this morning in a double box...shipping was $64

    Here’s some pics

    1532702E-7F31-4162-9BBE-099A1FBBC940. 7117DB43-0C6D-4690-8AC3-A5D986CA6567. 838260E2-43F6-402F-881C-A8B0121E327A. 8C58F45F-CDE3-4B56-B5D2-A1AD6B53E853. 2FBFE745-7C1D-4732-B08E-B040C0B8F946. 2D49077F-745A-4BCE-9258-638E2056A782. 77F38DC7-9D9F-4244-87B1-F61864637FFF. C38A1436-BAE5-4A9A-8CF8-2DB210A21993. DCE20DDD-50C4-4952-A7FE-B1DDC8C535C7. 910B87A4-C2E7-4C12-8271-DF3731010E3C. BA15196A-E1E6-43D2-9466-BA76F173D73B. 5EC26ED0-4FDC-4AE4-8DE2-A235FA3B0DE4. D48CFB44-931A-40EC-8012-99DCD30B4AA6.

    Bought the case on eBay brand new for $60 on Wednesday and it arrived yesterday in time for today!

    $60 free shipping. See internal dimensions below.
    Bass Guitar Hard Case Fits Most Standard Electric Bass Guitars Hardshell Black 811501026334 | eBay
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    Only bass I have made in India

    Not a blemish I can find on it. Finish is first rate. Looks like Wilkinson hardware all around which I’m guessing is MIC.
    Controls all check out with smooth operation and no crackling or static.

    Neck is thin and feels great though I’d rather have a satin finish on the back of the neck than the gloss finish.

    Worth every penny or shilling

    Can you pick out my special request item? Think Fender MIA GL and you should be able to figure it out

    Thanks Steve @chowny !

    Now to lock myself in the house and woodshed all day!!!!!
     
  7. This acoustic bass guitar arrived torted, but I felt it was a bit dull, as seen in the first photo.

    So I untorted and retorted.
     

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  8. noeinstein

    noeinstein Supporting Member

    Sep 3, 2004
    Northern California
    Nice retort
     
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  9. You now have one! Welcome, #2012.
     
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  11. lizardking837

    lizardking837

    Jan 28, 2009
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    I formally request to join The Order!
     
  12. Granted! Welcome lizardking837, you are #2011.
     
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  13. nice_hat

    nice_hat Supporting Member

    Jun 7, 2017
    Puget Sound, WA
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  14. That's a beauty, @nice_hat
    I like the strap as well.
     
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  15. B-Mac

    B-Mac Sorting Things Out Supporting Member

    Another fine slice of....
    Tortloaf.
     
  16. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    I am not generally of the tort persuasion myself, but I bring friendly tidings from the Jeff Lynne's ELO show on Friday night in Atlanta: It looks like Lee Pomeroy can be counted among your number. He was rocking a lefty Jazz that appeared to be foam green-ish, with a tort pg. Apologies for the sub-par pics, but from my station up in the cheap seats, long zooms and shots of the video screen were the only options. Nonetheless, I offer the following:

    Lee Pomeroy J-1.

    Lee Pomeroy J-2. Lee Pomeroy J-3. Lee Pomeroy J-4. Lee Pomeroy J-5.

    Awesome show, by the way. :hyper:

    Carry on with your tort'ly enjoyment! :thumbsup:
     
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  17. I actually quite like those pics. There's a good vibe to them. Thanks!
     
  18. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Thank you! It was a great night. Jeff Lynne does things right, and Mr. Pomeroy is a hoot to watch, whoever he's playing with. Nothing like seeing a guy play upside down and left-handed to remind me just where my skill level is. :laugh:
     
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  19. GrapeBass

    GrapeBass

    Jun 10, 2004
    Toronto
    Graphic designer: Yorkville Sound
    A tort tease. Squier VM Precision - Amber

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  20. GrapeBass

    GrapeBass

    Jun 10, 2004
    Toronto
    Graphic designer: Yorkville Sound
    Here is is...
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