The other GAS....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by NJL, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    Since I have been working out, I actually have a better diet with more fiber.....well, nobody told me that eating better will give you a crapload of gas. :D I can fart on command now, but it's pissing me off. I had to skip Krav Maga today because I was worried that I would let a few stinky ones slip...

    Anyone use Beano or GasX? Does that stuff actually work? Are there any other product available?

  2. AuG


    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO
    Not to completely avoid your question, but I used to drink some of those fiber mixes, you know like Metamucil and whatnot? Oh man I almost crapped my pants on a few rippers. :meh:

    No I've never used GasX or Beano.

  3. you are getting gas because your body isn't used to being healthy...give it some time and you will get for yoru pill question, i dunno...never had that problem...
  4. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio

  5. dude, light a match or something.... I could smell that all the way up in Bassists[BG]!
  6. Oh man, these past few days ive been getting nasty gas, dont know why, but ive had to check to make sure they were all dry (some of them felt otherwise ;) )

    But, damn, they are loud and proud and are pretty lethal
  7. jive1

    jive1 Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    Don't be pissed off. You now have a new talent that many wish that they had. What you need to do is harness that power for good instead of evil.
  8. mikemulcahy


    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss
    Are you taking a
    fiber supplement - If so which one and how often

    or change in diet? - What are you eating

  9. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    "...eww that smell , can't you smell that smell ...
    the smell of deaths' around you ..."


    just kidding ... good luck with that other gas problem ...
  10. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

  11. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz Supporting Member

    Mar 27, 2002

    There is no greater pleasure in the world, than to be shopping somewhere, and to walk up next to an obviously well dressed, hoity toity, nose in the air woman, and letting loose with a thunderous air biscuit. When she gawks, you just smile back and say, "Oh excuse me". My wife loves it when I do that. :D
  12. FenderBender

    FenderBender Inactive

    Aug 13, 2004
    Ft Lauderdale FL

    I would love to try that, but they usualy won't let me into those stores :D
  13. mikemulcahy


    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss
    I gotta go with unassing an anal nuke just before you step off the elevator. I like to catch the GI docs and shout "guess what is for lunch".

  14. Thor

    Thor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

    Bwahahahahaha ... that caused a meltdown, darn near caused a cardiac blastifornosplosion with gaseosphincter
  15. Jonki

    Jonki I will not slap my Bee!

    Oct 14, 2003
    Arendal, Norway
    +1 :D :D