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The other GAS....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by NJL, Dec 1, 2005.


  1. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    Since I have been working out, I actually have a better diet with more fiber.....well, nobody told me that eating better will give you a crapload of gas. :D I can fart on command now, but it's pissing me off. I had to skip Krav Maga today because I was worried that I would let a few stinky ones slip...

    Anyone use Beano or GasX? Does that stuff actually work? Are there any other product available?

    :)
     
  2. AuG

    AuG

    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO
    Not to completely avoid your question, but I used to drink some of those fiber mixes, you know like Metamucil and whatnot? Oh man I almost crapped my pants on a few rippers. :meh:

    No I've never used GasX or Beano.


    AuG
     
  3. you are getting gas because your body isn't used to being healthy...give it some time and you will get better...as for yoru pill question, i dunno...never had that problem...
     
  4. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    bump....*brrrt*

    :D
     
  5. James Hart

    James Hart

    Feb 1, 2002
    toms_river.nj.us
    Endorsing Artist: see profile
    dude, light a match or something.... I could smell that all the way up in Bassists[BG]!
     
  6. Oh man, these past few days ive been getting nasty gas, dont know why, but ive had to check to make sure they were all dry (some of them felt otherwise ;) )

    But, damn, they are loud and proud and are pretty lethal
     
  7. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    Don't be pissed off. You now have a new talent that many wish that they had. What you need to do is harness that power for good instead of evil.
     
  8. mikemulcahy

    mikemulcahy

    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss
    Are you taking a
    fiber supplement - If so which one and how often


    or change in diet? - What are you eating


    Mike
     
  9. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    "...eww that smell , can't you smell that smell ...
    the smell of deaths' around you ..."

    :bag:




    just kidding ... good luck with that other gas problem ...
    :D
     
  10. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

  11. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    +1.

    There is no greater pleasure in the world, than to be shopping somewhere, and to walk up next to an obviously well dressed, hoity toity, nose in the air woman, and letting loose with a thunderous air biscuit. When she gawks, you just smile back and say, "Oh excuse me". My wife loves it when I do that. :D
     
  12. LOL

    I would love to try that, but they usualy won't let me into those stores :D
     
  13. mikemulcahy

    mikemulcahy

    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss
    I gotta go with unassing an anal nuke just before you step off the elevator. I like to catch the GI docs and shout "guess what is for lunch".

    Mike
     
  14. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Bwahahahahaha ... that caused a meltdown, darn near caused a cardiac blastifornosplosion with gaseosphincter
    release.
     
  15. Jonki

    Jonki I will not slap my Bee!

    Oct 14, 2003
    Arendal, Norway
    +1 :D :D