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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by armyadarkness, Jun 21, 2018.


  1. That exchange often comes to mind, but one thing I won't say about _this_ conversation is that it's boring.
     
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  2. bonin in the boneyard

    bonin in the boneyard Supporting Member

    Two midgets walk into a brothel.

    Stop me if you've heard this one before.

    Each one chooses a lady and goes upstairs.

    Midget #1 has a pretty disappointing night. He loses his nerve and just can't perform. He's pretty embarrassed already, but his humiliation is exacerbated by the ruckus coming from Midget #2 and the lady in the other room. All night it's like:

    Midget #2: "Okay, are you ready? Her I come. One... two... three... AAARRRGHGHGHHGHH!!!!"

    Like every half hour.

    Midget #2: "One more time. Come on! One... two... three... HHHUUUNNNGGGNGNGNG!!!!"

    All night long.

    The next morning they leave in silence and go to breakfast, where Midget #2 asks Midget #1 how his night went.

    Midget #1: "Not good, man, not good. I don't know what was wrong, man, I just couldn't make it happen."

    Midget #2: "Nothing?"

    Midget #1: "Nothing. It was @#$%ing terrible, man."

    Midget #2:
    "Oh you think that's bad? I couldn't even get up onto the bed."







    (Told that one to my future in-laws.)
     
    Last edited: Jul 11, 2018
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  3. Gravedigger Dav

    Gravedigger Dav Supporting Member

    Mar 13, 2014
    Fort Worth, Texas
    I'll have to save this one for the weekend. Just got back from Austin this afternoon and I have gigs tomorrow and Friday night. You know I'll watch it. Stay tuned for my review.
     
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  4. armyadarkness

    armyadarkness Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2012
    NJ Bayou Country
    I'm sure that you'll Dig it!
     
  5. armyadarkness

    armyadarkness Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2012
    NJ Bayou Country
    :eek: With jokes like that, I hope there's no wifi at the lake. Ok, I'll use it.
     
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  6. armyadarkness

    armyadarkness Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2012
    NJ Bayou Country
    Holy cow. Who ever would've known that salt could Eff you up so much! Had some salted in the shell peanuts, pretzels, and ham yesterday... I've felt better after 130mph street bike crashes.
     
  7. bonin in the boneyard

    bonin in the boneyard Supporting Member

    That's sugar for me.
     
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  8. Kriegs

    Kriegs Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2018
    MA/ RI area
    Selective memory...
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    He blames the salt.


    I knew I liked this guy :thumbsup:
     
  9. bonin in the boneyard

    bonin in the boneyard Supporting Member

    Ha ha, by all means.

    It's a Friday night joke, not a Thursday morning joke :wacky:
     
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  10. Gravedigger Dav

    Gravedigger Dav Supporting Member

    Mar 13, 2014
    Fort Worth, Texas
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  11. armyadarkness

    armyadarkness Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2012
    NJ Bayou Country
    Lol
     
  12. Kriegs

    Kriegs Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2018
    MA/ RI area
    Awful quiet here today....
    blazing-saddles.
     
  13. Mktrat

    Mktrat Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore? Supporting Member

    Apr 9, 2013
    The Mitten
    I was just thinking the same.

    @armyadarkness must still be sleepin'....
     
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  14. Kriegs

    Kriegs Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2018
    MA/ RI area
    Uh oh! Look what the delivery man done brought Kriegs!!! :bassist::hyper::bassist::hyper::bassist::hyper:

    upload_2018-7-12_11-0-21.
     
  15. Spidey2112

    Spidey2112

    Aug 3, 2016
    Never have consumed tequila that way... chilled, and straight, always...

    ... I shudder when I see top shelf used as a mixer... but mostly, it's when I'm at a urinal.
     
  16. Kriegs

    Kriegs Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2018
    MA/ RI area
    I was just trying to find a funny way that @armyadarkness could have a problem with salt :thumbsup:

    I've been trying to keep myself amused until my new toy got here :bassist:
     
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  17. Spidey2112

    Spidey2112

    Aug 3, 2016
    I'm happy it got there in one piece... don't take this personal, but how's your box?
     
  18. Spidey2112

    Spidey2112

    Aug 3, 2016
    As I peruse the background of your pic, the size of that roll-on antiperspirant suggests you have really big arm pits.
     
  19. Kriegs

    Kriegs Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2018
    MA/ RI area
    Actually, I'm shocked at how it was shipped. No box. Just in it's HSC with tape over the handle and latches. Address and postage labels directly on the tolex. The labels came off pretty clean but the tape left behind all sorts of residue :(
    The bass itself is in amazing shape and condition though! I can't wait to get home and :bassist: !!!
     
  20. Kriegs

    Kriegs Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2018
    MA/ RI area
    upload_2018-7-12_11-11-42.

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