The search for good tone stops here!

dang...
i been wasting all these years refining my touch on the instrument when the secret is really on ebay fer a couple hundred bucks.

 

"and if you don't know how to play cello or five-string bass, you can turn it into a lovely planter".

 

HAHAHA... Now rather than work on your bow hold
it will be fiddling p ) around with the
tone sliders on the side of this er, bass, kinda...

Now all they need is another set of 'tuning' sliders
to fix that instruments intonation problems But
I guess with those neck markers they solved that
manually.

I don't know that it would serve as a planter,
plants would probably reject the environment and
die.

 

It's the very first violin-cornered viol thing that is gamba cornered!

 

What a waste of wood. Of course, I think that about most of the instruments on ebay.