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the signal dissing thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Bigfeet, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. it's simple really... it's just like the yo mama thread but involves signals, basses, playing styles, etc... you can be creative. Here's a few examples:

    Your signal is so cold it would frost a neandertal's butt.

    Your signal is so fat it skips the saladbar completely and goes straight for the pizza.

    Your signal is so clean it has ridges to keep your whites their whitest.

    Your signal is so raunchy your speakers are just now experiencing halflife.

    Your bass has more strings than a mariachi band.

    Your signal so synthesized it's years away from modern science.

    And so on...
    Have fun. :D :rolleyes:

    I just remembered, this is a bass humor topic... sorry OT mods
  2. John Davis

    John Davis Guest

    Mar 27, 2001
    Houston, Texas
    Your signal is so raunchy, it makes a dark man blush.

    Your signal is so distorted, it makes a nu-metalhead cry.
  3. Aww, man. You can do better than that...

    Your signal is so distorted Vango couldn't make sense out of it.

    Your signal is so distorted that Sigmund Freud couldn't desipher it

    Your signal is so distorted it asks a blind man for directions.
  4. Your bass is so stupid that...it's stupid!

    I got nothin'.


    (you had some excellent ones though, B-man)
  5. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
    Your signal is so lame i can top it
  6. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    Your signal is so dark it went to night school and they marked it "absent".
  7. Heh...
    Your signal is so bright moths play your bass for you.
    Your signal is so bright you use a hallogen lightbulb as a tweeter.
    Your signal is so bright brittians flock to it for vacation.


    Add ins...
    Your signal has so much midrange demographers use your graphic eq as a chart.
    Your signal better have lots of midrange because I sure don't see your hands moving.
    Your signal has so much lowend it stars in fetish movies.
    Your signal has so much lowend you could use it to test alloys.
  8. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    Your signal's waveform is so irregular, that, in comparison to a standard sawtooth-
    ...ah, forget it.
  9. sobie18


    May 5, 2002
    Shaw AFB, SC
    Your signal is so crappy they thought Fieldy was there.....

    I was hoping to maybe see a cool Fieldy comment by now...
  10. Let me help you here...
    Your signal's waveform is so irregular that the united states justice system wont allow its arbitration.

    This can't be the only thing I'm good at. :rolleyes:
  11. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000
    Yet, here we are. ;)
  12. Ok, ok...

    Your signal is like an icecream cone, it comes one scoop or two.

    Your signal is so clicky crickets have wild sex with your amp.

    You slap your bass so much that your strings are filing a lawsuit.

    You have your bass hung so low Ron Jeromy would blush.

    Your bass is so drop tuned you have to string it with bridge cables.

    Happy now?:p
  13. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Your signal sounds so poor that when people listen to you they often say "My, his signal sounds very poor."

    brad cook
  14. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    Your signal honks so bad, after that last note I checked my skivvies.
  15. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    DR Strings
    Gotta love Homer. Probably my favorite line;)
  16. Your signal makes me sick.


  17. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Your signal is so bad it makes guitarists turn green with envy :D
  18. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Man, y0ur s1gna1 15 r3a11y d15t0rt3d... :D
  19. Your action is so high, i saw elves using it as a tightrope!
  20. seamus


    Feb 8, 2001
    Your signal is so muddy, pigs want to lie in it. :D

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