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The "So What, I'm a Bass Player" Game

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by PocketGroove82, Apr 12, 2009.


  1. PocketGroove82

    PocketGroove82

    Oct 18, 2006
    Chicago
    "So what, I'm a bass player.":

    ...I don't, "drink from a glass".

    ...or "wake up" "before noon".

    ...I don't "WASH" my hands after I pee.

    ...or "WEAR" a "seat belt".


    So what?...I'm a bass player.
     
  2. theunknowndude

    theunknowndude Supporting Member

    Jun 20, 2007
    Adelaide, Australia
    nah just sound like a feral? :p :ninja::p
     
  3. Can someone please explain the concept of this game...


    EDIT:

    "I don't understand 'CONCEPTS' or 'GAMES'"


    "So what? ...I'm a bass player".
     
  4. "Dude, you're a professional musician and you don't have business cards?"


    "So what?...I'm a bass player."
     
  5. theunknowndude

    theunknowndude Supporting Member

    Jun 20, 2007
    Adelaide, Australia
    from what I understand its people that are proud they are unhygienic and want to risk death and injury when they sit in a car?
     
  6. PocketGroove82

    PocketGroove82

    Oct 18, 2006
    Chicago
    nice illustration. You should edit your comment to read:

    So what, I'm a bass player:

    I don't "understand concepts" or "games".
     
  7. PocketGroove82

    PocketGroove82

    Oct 18, 2006
    Chicago
    Your comment should be rewritten to read:

    So what, I'm a bass player:

    I don't "have a sense of humor".

    My aussie head is stuck up my own behind.
     
  8. p4toda

    p4toda

    Aug 10, 2008
    At the middle
    "So what, I'm a bass player.":
    ....i use alot of pedals.
     
  9. We are all taking this way to seriously,

    So what: we are a herd(gaggle?) of bass players
     
  10. theunknowndude

    theunknowndude Supporting Member

    Jun 20, 2007
    Adelaide, Australia
    lol

    my aussie head appreciates humour such as people thinking its cool to go flying through a windscreen?


    I'm joking of course,... or am I...

    so what, im a bass player :bassist:

    I use more pedals than my guitarists combined
     
  11. I don't use any pedals at all.

    So what? I'm a bass player!
     
  12. low-endz

    low-endz

    Dec 18, 2007
    Miami, FL.
    ....I play in five diffrent bands.

    ....I have more amps & cabs than your Line 6 POD X3.

    ....I talk to cats.
    So what? I'm a bass player!
     
  13. ShirazBop

    ShirazBop Gold Supporting Member

    Sep 29, 2006
    Greensboro, NC
    +1
     
  14. Shoot_A_Hostage

    Shoot_A_Hostage

    Apr 14, 2009
    I only have four strings.
    and I dont dont need to understand your precious chords.

    So what? Im a bass player!
     
  15. Dobodo

    Dobodo

    Oct 20, 2008
    I tried playing guitar but snapped it in half

    I regularly blast objects off shelves with my massive wall of sound

    So what? Im a bass player!
     
  16. toad_style

    toad_style

    Jan 15, 2009
    Austin, TX
    So I don't shred "hawt lixx" or "killer riffz"

    so I don't "make eardrums bleed"

    maybe people want to "shake their bootys" when I groove

    so what? I'm a bass player!
     
  17. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    "Dude! Don't use that stall, there's no toilet paper."


    So what?? I'm a bass player.
     
  18. backline112

    backline112 Guest

    Jun 3, 2008
    Dude there's no stall there!

    So what? I'm a bass player!
     
  19. Nashrakh

    Nashrakh

    Aug 16, 2008
    Hamburg, Germany
    Dude, the stalls are over there!

    So what, I'm a Bass Player

    :ninja: (lame I know)
     

  20. so what your a bass player
     

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